- Puss in Boots: Darkness falls across the land / The midnight hour is close at hand / Creatures crawl in search of blood / To terrorize y'all's neighbourhood / And whosoever shall be found / Without the soul for getting down / Must stand and face the hounds of hell / And rot inside a corpse's shell. / The foulest stench is in the air / The funk of 40,000 years / And grizzy ghouls from every tomb / Are closing in to seal your doom / And though you fight to stay alive / Your body starts to shiver / For no mere mortal can resist / The evil of the thriller.
- Donkey: Okay, fine, Mister King of Halloween, what DID you want to see tonight?
- Shrek: Oh, I don't know, something with MUMMIES, or a man-eating plant, or even a zombie or two!
- Donkey: Zombies don't know how to sing "yodelei-yodelei..." !
- Shrek: [stuffs a popcorn bag in Donkey's snout] That is my point!
- Puss in Boots: Why do we not have both: a scary musical!
- Donkey: Yeah, and guess who's starring in it too?
- [everything goes dark]
- Shrek: Now what?
- Donkey: 'Cause this is THRILLER, thriller night / Your brain may say it's wrong but in your heart you know it's right!
- [first lines]
- Shrek: [bursts out of the cinema] For the love of Gingy, make it stop! I can't get it out of my head!
- Donkey: Yo-ho, yodelei-yodelei! Yodelei!
- Puss in Boots: Ole!
- Princess Fiona: Honey, are you okay? I've never heard you scream like that before!
- Donkey: Yeah, what's the matter with you, man? What kind of person screams when they see a Sister dance?
- Shrek: It's Halloween, for Pete's sake! That's not the kind of thing I want to see tonight!