- [brainwashed Mushroom Kingdom residents are sitting in Fawful's theater]
- Koopa: At long last, honey, Lord Fawful's show is upon us, sweet honey.
- Boo: At long last is right, darling! But time stands still as I watch shows with my darling, darling!
- Koopa: Truth! Spectating with my honey is like eating honey, honey!
- Boo: My daaaaarling!
- Koopa: Sweet honeeeeeey!
- Boo, Koopa: Can't wait for... Lord Fawful!
- [after their battle]
- Bowser: HEY!
- Dark Fawful: I have shock at you! You are surviving? Fawful hates you!
- Bowser: Pfft! What, you thought your little castle-bot would crush me? Who do you think I am, buddy? I'm Bowser, the Koopa king!
- Dark Fawful: But I am Lord Fawful! I am ruling the world!
- Bowser: Please! Try again in about a hundred years, you weird little babbling nerd!
- Dark Fawful: I have chortles... You are underestimating Fawful, who has the suction machine for draining the dark power! Fawful only got half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid! You have gotten in Fawful's way at each of the turns... Just like the red and green mustaches who I hate... Fawful hates your faces...
- Bowser: Don't lump me with Mario!
- Dark Fawful: But... Now... Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces forever! Bowser! Meet... FURY OF FAWFUL!
- [they battle again]
- Dark Fawful: [singing] Fawfully-doo! Where are you? Dark Star, needing you! Dark power, yoo-hoo! WHERE TO FIND YOU...
- Dark Fawful: Dark Star! Dark Star! Fawful is wanting you!
- Bowser: Seriously? You again? You're such a huge pain!
- Dark Fawful: It is you who are the pain to me! I am needing more power!
- Bowser: Like that's my problem! I'm done with you, pal! Where's that fake me?
- Dark Fawful: Your meddling has made Fawful have a fury large as the world! Bowser! It is time for meeting and greeting with your doom!
- [Bowser has saved some of his Goomba minions]
- Fawful: I have the weeping! Such a reunion of sobs! You have moved Fawful with the family drama.
- Bowser: Shut up! And don't mess with my minions! Only I do that!
- Fawful: But now I have chortle time! Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat. Are you wanting to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!
- Bowser: This... STINKS! MY MINIONS!
- Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES! And soon, I have your castle! Fawful will love it there! You will visit, perhaps! Fawful will reserve the Crying Room for the crying for your minions. And the crying will be like a savory soda for my soul! NOW I HAVE FURY!
- Fawful: It is an entrance of amazement! Like only a special guest does! Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!