Jurassic World: Dominion feels like a prehistoric storm of chaos and wasted potential, a film that, much like the concept of dinosaur diarrhea, leaves you confused, repulsed, and ultimately unsatisfied. After the grandeur and excitement of previous entries in the Jurassic franchise, Dominion feels more like a haphazardly thrown together mess, reeking of desperation and trying to salvage whatever dignity the series has left.
From the get-go, the film seems to be struggling to hold itself together, much like a chaotic explosion of digestive distress. There's an overwhelming sense of incoherence - characters are jumbled together with flimsy motivations, plot points are regurgitated without any finesse, and the once-iconic dinosaurs feel more like background noise than the majestic, awe-inspiring creatures they once were. It's as if the film is trying to force-feed the audience a series of unappetizing moments in the hope that something will stick, but instead, it ends up creating an unpalatable mess.
The dialogue is as awkward as trying to force something out of the wrong end, and the pacing is as erratic as a raptor on a sugar high. There's a desperation to make everything grander, but the film only ends up feeling bloated and overstuffed. Despite some nostalgic moments featuring the original Jurassic Park cast, the film completely fails to capture the magic and wonder that made the first movie a timeless classic.
Much like the aftermath of a particularly unfortunate case of food poisoning, Dominion leaves you feeling like you've wasted time and energy, and when the credits roll, you're just left wondering why you even bothered in the first place.
In short, Jurassic World: Dominion is a cinematic disaster - an unholy concoction of poor writing, confusing story arcs, and failed spectacle, much like the kind of digestive explosion you'd want to avoid at all costs. If you're hoping for a fitting conclusion to the Jurassic saga, this is not it.
