- Dave Attell: There's nothing better than a foreign cum face, 'cause you know, it's backed up with health care. He's like: 'Ah! I have no worries, I can go to the doctor, I'm fine'.
- Kristina Rose: She's got some DSL for sure.
- Dave Attell: Wha- what's that?
- Kristina Rose: Dick Sucking Lips.
- Dave Attell: Oh, ok.
- Dave Attell: [watching a reverse piledriver] It looks like he's trying to find his keys in her asshole.
- Dave Attell: Yeah, that's a Rusty Trombone with a side order of... what?
- Kristina Rose: A side order of...
- [thinks for a moment]
- Kristina Rose: ... awesome!