Jennifer Saunders credited as playing...
- Mother: [Mother has announced that she is going to Cannes] Oh, just a thought. Will I need injections, Saffy?
- Edina: Yeah, lethal ones.
- [Saffy walks in and looks at Eddy]
- Edina: Can you just shut up please, darling, because I'm trying to do my mindlessness.
- Edina: I'm being trollied on Twitter.
- Edina: When I was coming in earlier a woman screamed at me, darling.
- Saffy: What did she say?
- Edina: She told me I was a pariah.
- Saffy: Do you know what a pariah is?
- Edina: It's a fish.
- Patsy: [Eddie and Patsy are in the limosine after finding out that Eddie's credit cards are *broken*] Eddie, can we stop off at the Woolsley?
- Edina: No, darling. My cards are broken.
- Patsy: Chilton Firehouse?
- Edina: My cards are *broken*!
- Patsy: [Looks confused and lost] Well, haven't you got any of that...
- [gestures as if peeling bills off a stack]
- Patsy: that *hand* money?
- Edina: I mean, there was a time when the Zeitgeist blew through *me*. Now it's just..."
- Bubble: A tiny fart. Pththpt.
- Edina: Oh, that's great, isn't it? Now I've killed two people!
- Edina: We need to buy some champagne. What's that in French?
- Patsy: Charles was rather superb, actually, back in the days when the south of France was really something, and God created woman, and Brigitte Bardot was just out of nappies.
- Edina: She's back in 'em now.
