Katherine Heigl Hates Balls

Quite funny, in a slightly tense, legs crossed kind of way. Miss Heigl, looking stunning but a little bit scary with the swept back hair, explains her pathological dislike of testicles and why she spends so much of her time sponsoring the neutering of dogs only because she is unable to do it to men - yet. The penis is apparently acceptable, presumably it is a little more aesthetically appealing and a brave man might tentatively suggest it also helps that Miss Heigl could find a use for the old appendage. But after watching this little film I am not such a man and am off to the local hardware shop to invest in a pair of armoured underpants.

And there was nothing funny about it at all. This had very little to do with the alleged topic and was about the mutilation of men. I only wish IMDb's ratings system went lower than one, because it doesn't even deserve that. Many insist that violence against women isn't funny, so I guess a female version of this entitled, "I Hate Ovaries," where men are depicted smashing eggs and saying, "Well, since I'm not allowed to cut out women's ovaries, I'll settle for doing it to -ahem- female dogs." is out of the question. If that's the case,then why is violence against men so funny? It isn't. You say it's just a joke? Well, I'm not laughing.