Matt Stone credited as playing...
Kyle Broflovski • Kenny McCormick • Butters Stotch • Scott Malkinson • Tweek Tweak • Michael • Gerand Broflovski • Jesus • Terrance • Jimbo • Additional Voices
- Butters Stotch: This is where the magic happens.
- [while walking in Cartman's mom's bedroom]
- Butters Stotch: Last night week Cartman's mom was here with a few men having a whole lot of magic; she was doing hand magic, butt magic.
- Kevin Stoley: Well done! The galaxy is in your debt. Let it be known that I have been, and will always be, your friend... on Facebook.
- Al Gore: Let us fight to the death!
- Butters Stotch: We're gonna send you straight to Heck!
- Al Gore: Now let's see how you like sitting through a whole presentation on global warming!
- [using a slide show to attack them in the fight]
- Kyle: So, you're the new kid everyone is talking about. What's your name?
- [the New Kid doesn't respond]
- Elf Warrior: He doesn't talk, Elf King, he thinks he's hot shit or something.
- Ginger Boy: [defeated in battle by Douchebag] Officer down! Officer down! Send backup!
- [through walkie-talkie]
- Ginger Boy: I repeat, officer down! All hallway monitors to the right hallway!
- Mr. Mackey: Oh, God damnit!
- Craig Tucker: Heeeeere they come.
- Mr. Mackey: They aren't going to get you, Craig! You're not getting out of detention!
- Craig Tucker: I'll be out of here in ten minutes.