A group of women hatch a plan to take down the top global financial systems.A group of women hatch a plan to take down the top global financial systems.A group of women hatch a plan to take down the top global financial systems.
- Sarah Lanchaster
- (as Caroline Elise Ellis)
- Director
- Writer
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- TriviaAn early title for this film was The Great Bikini Hacktivist Adventure, a tribute to one of the greatest bikini movies of the 1980s.
- GoofsCinematography credit gets given misspelled as Cinemtography Gregory Hatanaka.
- Quotes
[first lines]
Lana Joke: [at swimming pool] Hi. Sorry.
[water splashing]
Lana Joke: I like to get an early morning swim in.
Sarah Lanchaster: You've got a *really* nice place.
Lana Joke: Oh, thank you. I mean, it's rented, and, uh, I have roommates, but... thank you. Uh, would you like some breakfast, maybe?
Sarah Lanchaster: Who am I to say no?
[Lana giggles, and walks out in front, providing Sarah with the enticing view of her delectable rear]
Lana Joke: [in the kitchen] Would you like some fresh fruit from the exotic Orient?
Sarah Lanchaster: Who am I to say no?
Lana Joke: [giggles] I... will have you know... I took tramp steamer six months across the Atlantic. Herd of elephant to the field of Siam to get these as fresh as possible to you.
Sarah Lanchaster: [scoffs] Wow.
Lana Joke: That's a lie. I went to the greengrocer.
[giggles]
Sarah Lanchaster: Wow. The greengrocer?
[looks at computer on dining room table]
Lana Joke: Oh, you might have noticed that.
Sarah Lanchaster: Yeah.
Lana Joke: That's a computer.
Sarah Lanchaster: Oh, yeah, I'm aware.
[Lana giggles]
Lana Joke: I need it for work, but I hate that thing, honestly. But I love working on it in a bikini.
Sarah Lanchaster: Yeah, you look really good in a bikini.
Lana Joke: Thank you. You know, on the Net no one knows that you're a twenty...
[giggles]
Lana Joke: twenty-one year old girl in a bikini that, like,
[snickers]
Lana Joke: you know, that likes to spend the day outside by the pool most of the day.
Sarah Lanchaster: Uh, well, you look good in a bikini.
Lana Joke: Thank you.
Sarah Lanchaster: I'm sure that you're *very* professional, and that some organization values you very much.
Lana Joke: [little snicker of appreciation] Well, could you get that for me?
Sarah Lanchaster: Get what?
Lana Joke: It's like a pad or what, it's got something written on it. Hmm. Eric Johnson. He's the Vice President of Second National Bank of England. It's, like, you know, the biggest bank in the world. Bigger than the First.
Sarah Lanchaster: Uhm... Okay.
Lana Joke: [types on computer keyboard] And, huh! And we're in!
- Crazy creditsThis movie is dedicated to the brave men, women, and people who fight the system each day in their own way. Know that your day in the pool is coming and when it comes... wear sunscreen.
- ConnectionsReferenced in dewlover420's Commentary: Watching Bikini Hackers (So You Don't Have To) (2023)
The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.
The "plot" is allegorical and so basic. Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting isn't great.
There are other parts where you will just shake your head and ask: Why. That's the main question. This is utter nonsense. Unless you're into watching a plot that moves in ways that confuse you and make you annoyed, I would avoid this movie. Not good.
- psxexperten
- Mar 5, 2023
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- Runtime1 hour 6 minutes
- Color