If you turn any negative aspect of this film into a drinking game you will die of alcohol poisoning within 15 minutes.
Every dialogue scene reiterates every single point at least two or three times. And then the characters turn around and repeat the whole conversation with someone else.
Not to mention the plot itself is so unbearably stupid you'll just be screaming at the TV the entire time. The plot has more holes in it than Walter White's body at the end of Breaking Bad.
Allow me to reiterate that 99.9% of this film is aneurism-inducing dialogue of the worst quality. Then there's .005% establishing shots (basically still photos, three or four total) and the other .005% is actually "action" of some kind.
That being said: my friends and I were looking for something truly awful to watch on Tubi, and this film delivered. So if you, like us, are in the mood for a REALLY bad movie... you're in the right place.
