Scarlett Johansson credited as playing...
Barbara
- Barbara: [Jon is dry humping Barbara] Jon?
- Don Jon: Yeah?
- Barbara: I can't let you come inside just yet. No, 'cause I don't know what that would mean. You know? I don't want to do anything unless it means something. Mm... Don't you think it's always better when it means something?
- Don Jon: Yeah.
- Barbara: I think you should go back to school, baby.
- Don Jon: What?
- Barbara: Yeah, come on. Just a night class. Just get your degree.
- Don Jon: Oh!
- Barbara: You would be so sexy with a real job.
- Don Jon: Mm-hm! Yeah...
- Barbara: So, what do you say? You, me and our friends, we go out sometime?
- Don Jon: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Barbara: Yeah? And our families meet, huh? Yeah?
- Don Jon: Yeah!
- Barbara: And you take one night class for me, baby? One little class? Huh? Yeah? Yeah?
- Don Jon: Yeah! Oh!
- Barbara: And after that, are you going to fuck me in my tight ass, baby? Please?
- Don Jon: Jesus!
- Barbara: And maybe cum at my face? Huh, Jon? Do you want to cum at my face?
- Don Jon: Oh, yes!
- Barbara: Then come on, baby, cum for me! Cum! Cum!
- Barbara: [Jon comes on Barbara's jeans] Mm-hm! Uh-huh. Nice.
- Don Jon: Oh, Jesus!
- Barbara: You're so cute. Call me.
- Don Jon: You bet I will.