Channing Tatum credited as playing...
Mike
- Mike: Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole 'it's not about how we go out there and do it, it's about getting to go out there and do it together' speech that I just gave you. What are you? You're not a fireman.
- Big Dick Richie: I'm a male entertainer.
- Mike: Oh yeah, what are we?
- Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan: Male entertainers
- Rome: Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
- Big Dick Richie: Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is going to be? You're going to be on this thing the whole time?
- Mike: Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out.
- Big Dick Richie: If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present.
- Mike: Okay, I'll be present.
- Big Dick Richie: All right, that's it.
- Mike: What are you? Yo, what are you doing?
- Tito: iPhone went bye phone!
- Mike: Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this f***ing truck.
- Big Dick Richie: That's the Mikey I remember. Look, if you ain't ready to bring it old school this weekend, then you need to hop it off this food truck right now.
- Mike: Why do you think I came this weekend?
- Big Dick Richie: I don't know, man. It's been a long time. But I do know this, you better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother. I'm talking out of body, baby. Astro-projection! Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.
- Tobias: Hell yeah!
- Big Dick Richie: Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!
- Mike: [Mike has just left the room as Nancy unzips Richie's hoodie] Okay, so you are eating cake by yourself and fireworks are about to go off in the other room. This isn't concerning at all.
- Zoe: [She is sitting on the kitchen counter with an entire tier of red velvet cake, eating] What can is say; I like cake.
- Mike: Seriously, do you have any idea what is going on in the other room, or what might happen, because I... I don't know how to put it into words.
- [Mid-sentence she offers him a bite from her fork]
- Mike: What, no, no I'm a cookie guy.
- Zoe: [Disgusted] What? It's 'red fucking velvet'!
- Mike: Yeah... I would take a pack of Oreo's over that shit any day.
- Zoe: What is wrong with you?
- Mike: Nothing's wrong with me because cookies are awesome.
- Zoe: Well then, I guess we don't have anything more to say to each other.