Stuck in the Friend Zone

The cliches of Fantasy Massage are on ridiculous view in this set of Nuru massage vignettes packaged for the DVD market by Adult Time. Leave your brain at the door, ye who choose to watch them.

Title scene is only slightly confusing, as Van Wylde strains to provide a bit of comedy relief as a guy who digs Kendra Spade, apparently an apartment house neighbor of his (set-up scene is clumsy and ambiguous) but gets the XXX treatment instead from Kendra's older sister Violet Myers.

The scene is extremely silly, merely an excuse for fans to see Violet in action, a popular gonzo performer with huge natural breasts, not usually featured in story-oriented porn.

But the dumbest scene is entitled "Their Mom's Inheritance", starring Kenzie Reeves and Zac Wild. Set-up scene is loaded with nostalgia, where the siblings visit a place that was their stepmom's massage salon, recalling childhood memories of the matriarch hard at work there. They wander into the huge bathroom where showers were part of the Nuru rubdown ritual, and suddenly little Kenzie seduces her brother -on to the explicit sex. Notably the scene leans in on the incest angle.

Other segment is titled "You Won't Know Until You Try", a standard massage scene with big-butt fan favorite Candice Dare giving Tyler Nixon a massage. She informs him she's a lesbian, but per the title Tyler urges her to give him a happy ending plus, contending he can convert her to the straight and narrow. She loves it (his cock that is), but ultimately the scene makes no sense.