Klovis Markov is a real vampire who is speaking out against the success of the Twilight phenomenon. Klovis is mostly disheartened that his fellow bloodsucking brethren are adopting the attitudes and sparkliness of the 'metropires' in the Twilight series. Hank Belmont, vampire hunter and direct descendant of the legendary Simon Belmont, elaborates on how the franchise has left him unemployed for the past four years.
—Anonymous