Adrien Brody credited as playing...
Dmitri
- Dmitri: If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead, I swear to God, I'll cut your throat! You hear me?
- M. Gustave: I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.
- Dmitri: You are, but you're bisexual.
- Dmitri: [about M. Gustave] This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years. He's a ruthless adventurer and a con artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies! And he probably fucks them, too!
- M. Gustave: I go to bed with all my friends.
- [Dmitri punches M. Gustave, Zero punches Dmitri, Jopling punches Zero]
- Henckels: Who's shooting who?
- Dmitri: That's Gustave H., the escaped murderer and art thief! I've got him cornered!
- M. Gustave: That's Dmitri Desgoffe und Taxis! He's responsible for the killing of Deputy Kovacs, Serge X and his club-footed sister, plus his own mother!
- [pause]
- Henckels: Nobody move; everybody's under arrest.
- Dmitri: You're not getting "Boy with Apple", you goddamn little fruit!
- M. Gustave: How's that supposed to make me feel?
- Dmitri: [discovering the painting's disappearance] What's the meaning of this shit?
- Laetizia: "Boy with Apple"? I thought you'd hidden it.
- Marguerite: Why are you only noticing now?
- Carolina: I assumed you took it. I assumed it went to the tax appraiser.
- Dmitri: ...Are you fucking kidding me?
- Old Man: Who's Gustave H?
- M. Gustave: I'm afraid that's me, darling.
- Dmitri: That fucking faggot! He's a concierge.