Episode list

Captain Laserbeam is selling magazines door-to-door to raise money for a camping trip for some underprivileged youths when he hears the Adventurekateer Distress Signal. He flies to the Adventurekateer Clubhouse, where Darren and Libby are waiting. Darren suspects Foxy Burlesque is back in town; he and his sister's babysitter had a man over to the house--and then a hundred more men, too--and they all called the babysitter Foxy Burlesque, so that's how he knows. Laserbeam, after a round of circuitous questioning from four-year-old Libby, jets off to fight her. Meanwhile, Foxy Burlesque is failing to assuage the romantic concerns of her ersatz army of smitten fellows. When they tell her--through spokesman Marco--that they are worried that she doesn't love them as much as they love her, she simply turns up her charisma and makes them forget. Captain Laserbeam appears upon the scene and Foxy sics her gentlemen friends on him. Not wishing to harm them overly, he incapacitates them all with reduced-power Laser Punches and Laser Kicks. During this distraction, Foxy focuses her charms on Laserbeam and sends him head-over-heels in love with her, though not for long. He summons enough willpower-based feedback from the memories of Libby and Darren to disrupt not only her sway on him, but all the fellows under her love spell. He Freeze Lasers her, then calls the police, requesting that they send female officers.

Captain Laserbeam is alerted to a theft from the Museum of Valuable Treasures by Adventurekateers Todd and Sasha, who were there on a field trip with their history class to look at an exhibit from Ancient Egypt. The Waterfowl, assisted by Tyler, Duck, and Goose, steals an expensive ibis mask for his collection of bird antiquities.

Captain Laserbeam is teaching a Spanish class at the Apex City Adult Education Center when he is hailed by the Adventurekateer distress call. William and Richard were at the zoo with their class when they realized that King Mammal had returned to Apex City. King Mammal, assisted by Tyler, kidnaps an echidna and a platypus and sentences them to death for the crime of egg-laying while being mammals.

Captain Laserbeam is at the Apex City Public Library when he notices that the shelves of recent arrivals have been booknapped. He immediately suspects that literate lowlife, the Die-Brarian, when he is called to the Adventurekateer Clubhouse. There, the Adventurekateers inform him that The Numbler has returned to Apex City and has hired henchman Number Two (Tyler). The Numbler injects Tyler with the Pythagorean Serum to give him the proportional speed and strength of a right triangle. Captain Laserbeam manages to dodge Number Two's punches and kicks, but not before The Numbler activates his weapon, the Subtraction Matrix. Will Captain Laserbeam be able to make The Numbler a closed set?

Lady Haiku teams up with Protege, King Cool and Daddy-O like it's France or something to turn Apex City itself into a visual haiku by dynamiting buildings into 5-7-5 patterns. Dream Girl and The Platonic Ideal show up from New Utopia to help and are refused, but will Captain Laserbeam regret going it alone?

Apex City is ready to welcome it's 1,000,000th citizen and Captain Laserbeam is on the scene to deliver Mrs. Abelman's baby. There's a scare when the umbilical cord is found wrapped around baby Abelman's neck, but Captain Laserbeam is able to save the day. Thanks, teeny laser. The Bluebird of Misery and The Purple Puritan team up to wreak havoc in Apex City. Captain Laserbeam goes to the Purple Puritan's lair (the Crucibuilding) and encounters the death trap known as the Pernicious Puppet: a life sized doll that has pins sticking out of it.

Captain Laserbeam is participating in a charity bowling event and using his lasers to always bowl a strike. Congresswoman Mulcahey thinks he should be teaching the children who are present a lesson about not cheating, instead. He arrives at the Adventurekateer Clubhouse, where Adventurekateers Gregory is dealing with the divorce of his parents and his crush on Adventurekateer Andrea, who's parents recently converted to Hinduism and are throwing her a samskara. The Adventurekatters tell Captain Laserbeam learns that The Fishwife and Mr. Octopus - a recently married villain couple - have robbed Apex City Aquarium. He decides to pursue them, though doing so infringes on the jurisdiction of Phillip Fathom. Captain Laserbeam finds that the newlyweds have recently resolved their domestic squabbles about henchman Tyler, and Laserbeam quickly becomes ensnared in a deathtrap. Fathom shows up, and is similarly trapped, but will the memory of his faithful Investigateens give him the strength to escape?