Trail of the Kiamichi Beast

Rarely has there been a movie that has touched me as deeply as Trail of the Kiamichi Beast.

The movie takes you on a grand adventure through the backwoods of far off Oklahoma in search of the mythical Kiamichi Beast.

I mean.. how to begin? The grandure and stunning vistas are masterly captured with the highest quality an iPhone can capture.

The sleuthing and endless, riviting, walking scenes while looking at leaves, grass, trees, and deer brought shivers to my spine.

Now to get started on the best feature in cinema history. The comic sans text that fills in for a dialogue through 80% of the movie makes my liver quiver.

And the graphics! Oh the graphics. Wonderful Microsoft Paint art. Rarely, outside of those movies you made with your parents' old VHS camcorder, will you find a wonderful pile of cheese. Some of them made me question reality and myself.

The adventure sucks you in like that pool main drain from the final destination movie. Getting your intestines sucked out sums the Trail of the Kiamichi Beast's wandering. A lot of walking with just ambient noises. Oooo. It touched my soul.

Should you watch this Master's class movie? No.

Seruously, don't waste your time. This movie kept putting me to sleep. I day dreamed constantly.

It hurt watching this. Deep hurting.

Fantastic film!! No cgi used all natural film , actors were STUNNING the performance was like something from heaven the emotions and it really made me feel something. The creature was so lifelike and scary it was almost too scary i nearly turned it off for my own sake of my heart it was so shocking , the nature shots were off the hook so realistic really reminded me of my own backyard so relatable honestly i love seeing movies that i can relate to in my soul it was almost like i was looking outside. The actors really put themselves on the line for this film the stunts were so dangerous he almost fell i could just tell but im glad he was safe !! I hope to see more of them in the future movies can't wait for trail of the kiamichi beast two !!!

I have no clue how the producers conned Tubi into offering this nonsense. Most of it could have been shot on my parents' acreage outside of Broken Bow, Oklahoma. He must have used spooky ambient music from a sleep app. There is little legit about this short video. No bigfoot, no beast, no nuthin'. Just goofy.

People have tried for years to stimulate tourism in southeast Oklahoma by spreading stories about a Bigfoot creature. It's absurd, as local residents will tell you. Yet I watched this tripe. I found my purpose in life: To warn people away from embarrassing crap like this.

Master Hughes doesn't even properly pronounce "Kiamichi".