Their favorite jumbo iron highlight inspires the boys into a roundtable discussion about the history and humor of seeing another man get clocked in the "scallops".
Ace was almost an all-star and still can't get a long term contract from the Vegans ultra cheap GM, Krause. We soon find out the lengths that Krause is willing to go not to pay him - or anyone else.
Everybody loves Cujo, the adorable mascot for the Las Vegas Vegans, who never fails to fire up the crowd with fun antics. Until the costume comes off. Then it's another story entirely.
An incompetent ball boy inside the Vegan Dome prompts Lefty to take a nostalgic look back at the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad jobs he's had in his life...He picked up the dead? Dead what?
Sugar has blown leads in three straight games and asks for help from his bullpen mates. They want him to focus on his craft and work harder, but he has his own idea on why he's "been sucking".
Ace brags about his upcoming hot date. Knowing of his many disastrous romantic encounters, the boys opine on where Ace falls among the baseball equivalent the Crazy Hot Matrix.
The boys try to understand Krause's latest obsession for using the bullpen members as "openers" as a strategy to avoid paying real starters. Sugar draws a parallel between relief pitchers and something he's an expert on -- strippers.
Ace finally gets some satisfaction from Vegans GM Krause, but then finds himself the target of an inebriated "heckler." An unexpected ally attempts to stage a dramatic rescue - the season one finale cliffhanger.
