- Michelle Bauer: What goes better with screaming, blood-curdling horror, than a little T&A? Here for your entertainment are T&A HORRORS. Yum!
- George Stover: Desolate cemeteries have an eerie presence, and are a favorite location for many horror films. The atmosphere here is perfect. In the movies, you never know when some THING is going to slowly climb up out of its grave and come after YOU!
- Caroline Munro: Alfred Hitchcock started the craze in 1960. Since then, Psychos have torn up the screen in many horror films. Up next are some examples of how creepy these guys can actually be! Check the guy next to you... cause you just never know...
- Conrad Brooks: I'm Conrad Brooks and after starring in one of the BEST, WORST movies of all time... Ed Wood's sci-fi classic, PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE... I'm proud to introduce the next group, entitled, REALLY, REALLY BAD MOVIE PREVUES!