- [overhearing the diabolical plot of a pair of movie villains]
- McKenzie: [sarcastically] And this thing never won an Oscar.
- [while he and McKenzie are captured by Les Camembert]
- Brady: It could be worse. At least my favorite movie wasn't "Tarantulas on a Train."
- Lela: We're gonna surf.
- Tanner: What, you like to surf?
- Lela: I know! It's like riding a cloud. Except the cloud is water.
- Tanner: No way! I said the same thing! Except, well... Not right now.
- Lela: I know that Bikers aren't supposed to like surfing, but I don't care. Oh, my gosh. I don't care!
- Tanner: You don't? Hey, you know what?
- Lela: No, I don't know that either.
- Tanner: I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle.
- Lela: Are you serious?
- Tanner: No, I'm Tanner.
- Lela: I grew up riding.
- Tanner: Is that why you're... stunning as a moon, lighteth up a day?
- Lela: Who said that?
- Tanner: I just did.
- Lela: Wow, I really like your low voice.
- Tanner: Thanks. I can do HIIIIGH too.
- [Dr. Fusion and Camembert are stuck on a floating device in the middle of the ocean after being blown out from the lighthouse]
- Les Camembert: I'm not sure I like the way this movie ends.
- Dr. Fusion: Movie? What movie?
- Les Camembert: Glad you asked. It seems we're all in this movie, and we're the villains.
- Dr. Fusion: Intriguing.
- [takes off his fake mustache]
- Dr. Fusion: Tell me more.
- [stuck inside the lighthouse with the machine about to blow up]
- Dr. Fusion: I can't even imagine a scenario where this works out well for us.