Sienna Miller credited as playing...
Chuck Portnoy
- Dan Trunkman: I just landed a huge deal for you and then you tell me that I'm going to take 5% less this year?
- Chuck Portnoy: You are replaceable.
- Dan Trunkman: You say that kind of stuff a lot and that's why Brian Peters wrote, 'you're a jackass' on your parking spot.
- Brian Peters: What the hell, Dan?...
- Dan Trunkman: That was one year ago. The next day I started my own company. I only have two employees. One's too old and one's too young.
- Bill Whilmsley: Dan, this is Chuck Portnoy, who you know, don't you?
- Chuck Portnoy: Those pants are so tight. Is that a crease?
- Dan Trunkman: No, I don't have a crease. Thank you!
- Chuck Portnoy: Slit?
- Dan Trunkman: No
- Chuck Portnoy: There's a space.
- Dan Trunkman: There is no space.
- Chuck Portnoy: There's actually space. It's alarming.
- Dan Trunkman: The good news is that we landed a big deal and we're traveling to Germany to shake on it...
- Chuck Portnoy: Hey, Dan
- Dan Trunkman: You gotta be kidding me.
- Dan Trunkman: Well you're the little guy taking on the big guy.
- Chuck Portnoy: You're going to go up against me and Dynamic Systems?
- Dan Trunkman: We're going to be hard to beat.