- Ivan Block: This is your job. You want a clear conscience, go start a charity. But if you want your own island and your boss says you gotta go out there and take a beating, you go out there, take it and come back to work and say, 'do you need me to do it again?
- [first lines]
- Richie Furst: Everyone gambles. They may call it something else, like the stock market, or real estate. But make no mistake, if you're risking something, you're gambling. And if you're gambling, then I'm the guy you want to see.
- Casino Player: Five minutes. I'm just looking for five minutes with Mr. Block.
- Rebecca Shafran: And I'm looking to be on the cover of Italian Vogue, but it's not gonna happen - for either of us.
- Casino Player: Hey, it could.
- Rebecca Shafran: [scoffs] Maybe for me.
- Agent Shavers: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, a really fucked-up one will be provided for you.
- Richie Furst: You really saw me coming, didn't you? The cars, the boats, the money, everything. You handpicked me, and you slow-played it perfectly.
- Ivan Block: What did you expect me to do, Richie? Walk into my party, accuse me of cheating in front of all my friends. I can't let that go by. That's the problem with your generation. You guys sat around with your vintage T-shirts and your participation medal, and you never did anything.
- Ivan Block: You all right?
- Rebecca Shafran: Yeah. Set.
- Ivan Block: You'll find another boyfriend when we land at the next stop.
- Rebecca Shafran: Younger and dumber next time.
- Ivan Block: Dumber won't be easy.
- [last lines]
- Richie Furst: [narrating] What would you do? Back to Jersey? Or...
- Richie Furst: I've never even been on a private plane before today.
- Rebecca Shafran: [chuckles] You get used to it pretty quickly.
- Richie Furst: Maybe I already have.
- Ivan Block: Basically, this place is to crocodiles what Goldman Sachs is to pricks with skinny ties. There's just a fuckin' ton of them.
- Agent Shavers: Ivan Block, you're under arrest, my friend.
- Ivan Block: How's it going, fellas?
- Agent Shavers: Better than you.
- Ivan Block: [about his body guards] I brought two idiots to Latin America, Richie. It's like sand to the beach, but what are you gonna do?