Sheldon Cooper: [walks into the kitchen] Good news! We found investors for the grant database.
Mary Cooper: Oh, honey! That's great!
Sheldon Cooper: And even more good news: you no longer have to drive me to school, because I'm dropping out to work on it.
Mary Cooper: What? No, you're not!
Sheldon Cooper: But, they won't fund the project unless I'm working on it full-time.
Mary Cooper: I don't care! You're finishing college!
Sheldon Cooper: [pointing to his brother] But, you let him drop out.
Mary Cooper: And look how his life turned out!
Georgie Cooper: Hey!
Mary Cooper: I'm sorry, Sheldon, but you're gonna have to tell them "no"!
Georgie Cooper: I've got a job and a cool garage to live in!
Mary Cooper: *sigh*
Sheldon Cooper: This doesn't have to be permanent. I can always go back.
Mary Cooper: People always say that and then life gets in the way. *I* was gonna go to college after I had Georgie and then I didn't.
Georgie Cooper: [smugly] And look how her life turned out.
Mary Cooper: This discussion is over!
Sheldon Cooper: This is so unfair!
Missy Cooper: [walks into the kitchen] What's going on?
Georgie Cooper: Sheldon wants to quit college.
Missy Cooper: So, I'm the only one who's not a dropout? Who saw *that* coming?
