Joe Walker credited as playing...
Batman
- Batman: I'm Bruce Man - fuck! I'm Bat Wayne - fuck! Can I start over? I'm Batman - fuck! I'm Bruce Wayne.
- Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, Robin, Commissioner Gordon, Candy, Alfred, Sweet Tooth, Vicki Vale, Catwoman: Rogues are we! / We're like long lost brothers who found each other and love each other like family / No more dark, sad, lonely, Batman!
- [last lines]
- Batman: [Accepts ring from Superman] Thanks I'll give this to Lois Lane tonight... after I naked her.
- Batman: Bills, bills bills- hey! What's this? It's a letter from Spiderman! I bet it's about that lousy-ass slow plane that I sent him. Let's take a look. "Dear Bats, thanks for the offer but I won't be able to take the plane off your hands, I don't have any place to... stick it."
- [laughs]
- Batman: "Love, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. PS I'm a huge fan, I follow you on the web."
- [laughs]
- Batman: Wow. What a sweetheart. This is going up on the Batfridge. Quick O'Malley, to the Batfridge!