Where to begin?
Well, first of all I had expected this to be a horror movie, but it turned out there was nothing even remotely horroresque about it. This would be better classified as being a snoozefest. Talk about a movie being boring and uneventful.
I was lured in by the synopsis that stated: "A girls' weekend away turns into a nightmare when, one by one, they are killed by their own vanity."
Yeah, I guess my nightmare would be that I would be killed by sheer boredom of the movie. I was ready to call it quits on the movie at 29 minutes into the ordeal. But I opted to give the movie a second chance, on the off chances that it would improve and actually become a horror movie, or at least become an interesting movie.
Well 50 minutes into the movie, it hadn't become neither a horror movie or more interesting and I turned it off. I just couldn't take another second of this boring ordeal that is known as "Crazy Bitches".
The entire storyline was just rubbish, with virtually nothing of any interest happening at any point. And it didn't really help that the characters in the movie all had the appeal of wet cardboard. Much less did it help that all characters essentially blended into one faceless mass, with no distinguishable features to differentiate the characters from one another.
I have no idea what writer and director Jane Clark wanted to obtain with this movie project, because it was such a massive swing and a miss from anything even remotely resembling a properly entertaining movie.
And I have zero interest in returning to finishing the movie, because there was nothing enticing about it, nothing worthwhile of spending more time on watching. And while my rating of "Crazy Bitches" is two out of ten stars, the only thing saving the movie from a mere one star rating is the value of the production the movie had going for it.
I can in all honesty say that you should give "Crazy Bitches" a wide berth and actually don't even bother spending your time, money or effort on this stinker.
