Chris Pratt credited as playing...
Brett
- David: Congratulations, "darling".
- Brett: I had it. I had pitched the perfect game, and I had to screw the whole thing up. My mother saw the whole thing on TV.
- David: She must have been surprised to find out that you had a male lover.
- Brett: No. She said she always suspected it. She told me we would make a lovely couple.
- David: And your kids?
- Brett: They think it's cool.
- Brett: Stop everything for the rest of your life. Every time you have an idea, I want you to come to me and as your friend, I will shoot your idea down.