Margot Robbie credited as playing...
- Jess: Why did you come up here if you were on to us?
- Nicky: Professional curiosity, and I like boobs, so I considered it was a win win.
- Jess: [suddenly sitting at his table] Will you be my boyfriend? Just for a minute. You're not a serial killer, are you?
- Nicky: That depends. How many times does it take to get to "serial"?
- Jess: Five.
- Nicky: Oh, no, we're good.
- Nicky: You need to put some clothes on.
- Jess: Excuse me?
- Nicky: There's Australian people here.
- Jess: What is that supposed to mean?
- Nicky: I'm just sayin', Jess, they shipped all those people down there for a reason.
- Farhad: Who's the girl?
- Nicky: Her name is Jess, Farhad. She's our internal.
- Farhad: Ah. You're hittin' that?
- Jess: [from in the back seat of the car] I'm right here.
- Nicky: No, Farhad, I'm not hitting that.
- Farhad: You should hit that.
- Jess: Yeah. Hi. I'm still right here.
- [waving her hand in his face]
- [last lines]
- Jess: [limping toward emergency room] We'll be fine.
- Nicky: How?
- Jess: Trust me. I got you.
- Nicky: I'm all crewed up, sweetie.
- Jess: Oh come on, PLEASE. Can we just skip the part where I speak through thinly veiled allure and lead you to believe there is some earth-shattering hump in the works, cause I suck at that kind of stuff. I just want in.
- Nicky: There is no earth-shattering hump in the works?
- Jess: Yep.
- Nicky: I don't even get thinly veiled allure?
- Jess: No
- Nicky: No baby voice. No lingering eye contact?
- Jess: I'm hopeless.
- Nicky: That's all my favorite shit.
- Jess: I'm sorry.
- Nicky: Can I suggest you learn. Professionally.
- Jess: [seductively] I mean, you could show me. In your room.
- Nicky: [pauses] That is so BAD.
- Jess: Is it?
- Nicky: Does it feel sexy on your face?
- Jess: A little.
- Nicky: It does? Ok, let's go.
- Jess: Wait... Where... Wait... Wait... Am I in?
- Nicky: No. This is Horst.
- Horst: Hello Jess.
- Jess: Hi
- Horst: Nicky told me you were coming.
- Jess: [hits Nicky] You are such a dick.
- Horst: He gets that a lot. Let's go. Are you a size 4?
- Nicky: This is a game of focus
- [Shows Jess the ring he just stole]
- Jess: [Takes ring back] Very clever.
- Nicky: Now attention is like a spotlight, and our job, is to dance in the darkness.
- [shows her watch he just stole]
- Jess: I didn't even feel you take that.
- Nicky: The human brain is slow, and it can not multitask.
- [shows ring he stole again]
- Jess: Jesus.
- Nicky: You are not going to slap my face, are you?
- Jess: Why?
- Nicky: You would if you knew where my hand was.
- Nicky: [after Jess passes Horst's test] You're in!
- Jess: [excited & giggly] Really?
- Horst: [stern & no nonsense] Congratulations, you're a criminal.
- Jess: I'm not falling for your sh** again.
- Jess: So what about the big con? I though you were all big time.
- Nicky: Oh, you mean the one where we make so much money, we can all retire and get yachts and boob jobs? Now, that's a fantasy. We are in the volume business. It's safer that way.
