- Clumsy Smurf: What does this thing do?
- Brainy Smurf: I wouldn't touch it if I were you.
- Clumsy Smurf: Oh, now all l want to do is touch it.
- Brainy Smurf: Hefty, bring me some firewood.
- Hefty Smurf: A little "please" would be nice.
- Brainy Smurf: Yes, it would, but I haven't got my politeness badge yet, so there you go.
- Gargamel: Three tall trees? Trees, bees, knees... babies crawl on their knees! Check all the nurseries in the area!
- Brainy Smurf: We don't know how long we could be down here, so whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.
- Clumsy Smurf: I just ate all my rations!
- Hefty Smurf: What... Why would you do that?
- Clumsy Smurf: I'm stress eating!
- Papa Smurf: [narrating] So, what is a Smurfette?
- Baker Smurf: Let me be frank. She's a rubbish baker!
- Clumsy Smurf: Hey! What are you doing here?
- Gargamel: Well, I was thinking of getting a little place out here. Just a quiet place in the forest. It's a little breezy up on the hill - WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING HERE?
- Farmer Smurf: Smurfette is part Smurf and part Ette. So all we have to do is find out what an Ette is.
- Gargamel: You evil little genius! The rotten apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, after all. Does it?
- Passerby Smurf: Hey, Smurfette! Nice day, huh?
- Grouchy Smurf: No, it's not!
- Smurfette: It's gonna rain! Which also helps the plants grow! But then again, it's gonna be cloudy! But then again, there might be a rainbow! But rainbows are dumb! Just kidding, I love rainbows!
- Grouchy Smurf: You're not very good at this are you?
- Smurfette: No. I'm not. But nor are you! Just kidding! That's a lie.
- Smurfette: [to Brainy] Is it safe?
- Brainy Smurf: Of course, it's safe! I... I would get back here if I were you.
- Clumsy Smurf: What are you doing here.
- Gargamel: Well, I was thinking of getting a little place out here. Just a quiet place in the forest. It's a little breezy on that hill... What do you think I'm doing here?
- SmurfBlossom: Smurfette, how could you do this to us?
- Gargamel: [gleefully menacing] Because it was her purpose.
- Girl Smurf Guards: Hi...