- Cobby: Why don't you just drive us off the bridge? Take us all out. I wouldn't want to be shamed for expressing feelings.
- Mr. Besegai: I need a fifteen inch cock, but I'll tell you the same thing god told me. Maybe next time.
- Dr. Donna Rivera: For the purposes of my insurance claim, I'd like you to make sure the car is totalled.
- Mayor Miccelli: Like the great Benjamin Franklin said, we must all act together, because if we don't, we most certainly will hang separately.
- Frank Toomey: Who are you?
- Rory: She's our hostage.
- Cobby: She's our psychiatrist.
- Dr. Donna Rivera: I'm not your psychiatrist.
- Frank Toomey: You're underpaid.
- Dr. Donna Rivera: Yeah, no shit.
- Frank Toomey: A cop was killed. I show up at your door after that. There ain't nothin' holdin' my chain.
- Mr. Besegai: You work with looney tunes who push mops in Quincy and fuck everything up for everyone else.