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Channel 4, a small town news station, is losing ratings and money, and just lost its longtime morning co-anchor, Carol Arnold, who was purportedly poisoned by the food at Golden Happy Palace... Read allChannel 4, a small town news station, is losing ratings and money, and just lost its longtime morning co-anchor, Carol Arnold, who was purportedly poisoned by the food at Golden Happy Palace. The station owner (and father of the incompetent weatherman) has hired Brenda Howard to ... Read allChannel 4, a small town news station, is losing ratings and money, and just lost its longtime morning co-anchor, Carol Arnold, who was purportedly poisoned by the food at Golden Happy Palace. The station owner (and father of the incompetent weatherman) has hired Brenda Howard to replace Carol without telling anyone, and she's here for her first day of work. The other ... Read all