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Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

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  • Aphrodite: Okay, Ares, what is it that you want?
  • Ares: Are you aware of what your son Cupid, is doing down there on Earth?
  • Aphrodite: No, I wasen't aware. But he is a God as well, I don't think it is any of your concern.
  • Ares: Is that so? Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks about that?
  • Aphrodite: Uh, no wait, wait. Wait. Can't-can't we work something out?
  • Ares: I am the God of war. And your spell will not last long on me. I will give you one mortal day to retrieve your son cupid before you go to Zeus, if you give yourself to me.
  • Aphrodite: Mmmm. I will show you, Ares that love is stronger then war.
  • Ares: Show me, how powerful love is.
  • Xena: Now we'll get that alone time Gabrielle. Just you and me. Ya looking forward to it?
  • Gabrielle: I guess. I put us both in danger Xena. What if you were the one to take the arrow? I wouldn't be able to do anything about it. I'm a weak link.
  • Xena: Don't ever say that. Don't ever *think* that. It's your love that makes me stronger. Don't you know that?
  • [Xena and Gabrielle kiss]
  • Xena: C'mon let's go home.
  • Gabrielle: I'm gonna make you feel like the God you really are.
  • Cupid: Uh, that's great. I just hope I can remember this in the morning.
  • [they start to kiss passionately]
  • Gabrielle: Cupid...
  • [he starts to pull his vest off, revealing his huge penis]
  • Gabrielle: I want to worship your cock.
  • [Gabrielle rips off her leather skirt without a care in the world, wearing no panties at all, she gets on top of the bench and starts to suck his cock]
  • Hercules: Sorry I had to crash your party.
  • Draco: Hercules, I see Xena still has you fighting her battles for her, and I say I'm a bit disappointed.
  • Xena: Gabrielle!
  • Gabrielle: Xena, wait!
  • Draco: Xena, so glad you could join our party.
  • [first lines]
  • Xena: [leading horse] Hold!
  • Gabrielle: [after dismounting] You know, Xena, I'm really looking forward to spending time with you. Just you and me. While no one's trying to kill us right now.
  • Xena: I know, Gabrielle, but tales of someone hustling local villagers at cards sounds just like Autolycus and we need to go check it out.
  • Gabrielle: I know. I know you're right. I'm just disappointed.
  • Xena: We'll have our time, Gabrielle. Don't worry. Come on.
  • [last lines]
  • Xena: Gabrielle, I love you.
  • Gabrielle: I love you.
  • Hercules: [to Xena] I'll help you find her.
  • Hercules: Xena.
  • Xena: Hercules. It's Gabrielle. Draco has her.
  • Xena: [to Hercules] I'm lucky to have... a friend like you.

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