- Jessie Pierce: You know what I would've done if I was smart enough to build a time machine? I would've gone back in time to meet you sooner.
- David Raskin: We didn't invent time travel. We just put it together with the instructions.
- Quinn Goldberg: You make it sound like we got it at Ikea.
- Quinn Goldberg: We can all agree on something, right? I mean, you have to kill Hitler. That's like Time Travel 101.
- David Raskin: Naturally, but none of us even speak German. So...
- Christina Raskin: Well, that's why God invented Google Translator, David.
- Quinn Goldberg: Exactly!
- David Raskin: They didn't have wifi in 1939.
- David Raskin: Sorry guys. I would never do anything to hurt you guys. You'll never even know it happened.
- David Raskin: This is Project Almanac, Experiment 1, Trial 1, temporal distance: 60 seconds.
- Christina Raskin: In English, please.
- David Raskin: Uh, it means we're gonna send your crappy toy a minute back into the past.
- Quinn Goldberg: I've done all the boring things with you since like the 1st grade. Of course I'm with you.
- Quinn Goldberg: The machine has given us everything.
- David Raskin: It's not just about us. This thing is better than us!
- David Raskin: I got my wallet. Never mind. I thought it was...
- Jessie Pierce: You thought it was on my side of the car?