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Leslie Mann, Ike Barinholtz, John Cena, Kathryn Newton, Gideon Adlon, and Geraldine Viswanathan in Blockers (2018)

Quotes

Blockers

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  • Julie: I'm having sex.
  • Sam: That's great. I'm having soup.
  • Kayla: I'm tripping so hard. I just had a vision my dad was chugging beer through his asshole.
  • Hunter: W,W,V,D,D?
  • Lisa: What would Vin Diesel do?
  • Hunter: I know what it's like to be ostracised by society for your sexual preferences.
  • Mitchell: Sleeping with women that aren't your wife isn't a sexual preference.
  • Hunter: No, it is. I prefer them.
  • Hunter: [reading their children's group chat] "Lit AF". That's not great.
  • Mitchell: No, it's... they're gonna get literature. African literature.
  • Kayla: Penises are not for looking at, they're for use. They're like plungers.
  • Mitchell: I can't even hug my daughter anymore without feeling her boobs.
  • Lisa: Let's cock-block those motherfuckers.
  • [From trailer]
  • Lisa: In times of crisis, parents are known to have super-human strength.
  • Kayla: I just wanna let you know that I am fully planning on having sex tonight. With you.
  • Connor: Yeah. I mean, wherever the wind blows us.
  • Kayla: Well, the wind's gonna blow us there.
  • Connor: Wherever the night takes us.
  • Kayla: It's gonna take your penis into my vagina.
  • Connor: Okay. You know, if the universe wills it.
  • Kayla: And the universe will will it.
  • Connor: Thanks for letting me know, I guess.
  • Hunter: Ooh, I love puzzles. I just saw Inferno.
  • Kayla: How was it?
  • Julie: Honestly, a little painful, kinda fast and kinda awkward... but absolutely perfect.
  • Chad: You sure you wanna do this?
  • Sam: Yeah. Yes. Fuck yeah. You're gonna penis me.
  • Hunter: This is not a big deal. They're teenage girls. They have sex. Do you, like, freak out when you see a bee fucking a flower?
  • Kayla: Guys, so much went down tonight. Including Connor.
  • Julie: No!
  • Kayla: Let's just say, the chef went out to eat... my pussy.
  • Marcie: [Referring to the panties Mitch is munching on trying to arouse her] Those are your daughter's.
  • Frank: The bedrock of deep, meaningful friendships is shared experience.

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