Yakitori: Soldiers of Misfortune

After Earth is conquered, the survivors are pushed into becoming soldiers for an alien military.

This isn't exactly a unique idea, but it's nice to see a plot from anime that doesn't involve a high school student saving the planet using a giant robot. In Yakitori, it turns out that humans aren't really good for much but eating or using as cannon fodder. The recruiter is amusingly blunt about this and straight up tells our protagonist that the best he can realistically hope for is to come back with one or two few limbs missing.

However, this isn't just any recruiter. No, he's got a title that takes 30 seconds to say out loud. Something official-sounding that has to do with the United Nations. He's also got an enigmatic smile that seems to imply that he's a chess grandmaster who has already won a game that you didn't know you were playing. He denies that he's planning anything, of course, but nobody with good intentions smiles like that.

But who's our protagonist? You know, I couldn't really tell you. I think shouting angrily at people is his primary hobby. He also strikes me as being dumb as a pile of rocks. He's very committed to his stupidity, too. He'll see that there's an obvious solution to his problems, but he'll stubbornly refuse to take it just to spite viewers.

Eventually, over the course of several episodes, our idiot protagonist learns the value of friendship and teamwork. He continues shouting angrily at everyone, though. I think at least half of his lines in the script are in all caps, followed by three exclamation marks.

Once you get past the crazy number of flashbacks that establish all this, his squad is deployed to a tense situation involving the occupation of a world much like Earth. The rodent-like natives rise up in rebellion, and some of the most powerful units defect. The human squad has to shout at each other loudly, think up stupid plans, and have some adventures as they try to survive.

At this point, the story takes on a somewhat ambiguous tone. Poe's Law makes many movies like this ambiguous, really. The human squad mows down thousands of little rodent dudes who are just fighting for their freedom. Without the benefit of "Would you know more?" and "I'm doing my part!", it's harder to tell how exactly the creators feel about this, but it's easy to read in some satire.

It's passable. I think that if you're used to anime where the protagonist only has two moods (angry and I AM SO ANGRY THAT I WILL NOW SHOUT EVERY LINE AT MAXIMUM VOLUME!!!), you'll be able to sit through it. The art is occasionally good, though the frame rate is terrible. It can be very distracting if you're used to higher quality animation, but you'll get over it. Recommended mostly to edgy teens, who will probably appreciate the shouty protagonist. Adults will probably tire of him quickly.

Yakitori is not for everyone. Based on a Japanese novel series, it is a military / sci-fi anime that is actually pretty good for what is it - a basic story about a young man looking for his place in the world, space dogs and cats and other species, and fluid combat that is not too outlandish if somewhat simplistic.

The Good: The animation is sufficiently detailed and crisp. There is good use of tracking shots, which in anime is not all too common. It's done skillfully and judiciously, thankfully. The story itself is also refreshingly interesting. And rare for Japanese anime, the English voice version is actually better than the Japanese once. Not that the voice actors are better - they're not really; it's that it fits better with the diverse human characters.

The Bad: The dialogue, as in many Japanese manga and anime, is terrible. Too much exposition and unrealistic ways of speaking. Good dialogue has a natural rhythm and recognizes that people talk differently, with each conversation propelling the narrative forward. Not so much here; it's serviceable though. Also there are some elements of the plot that is simply unbelievable, even for a sci-fi story.

The Verdict: Overall this is an enjoyable anime. Is it memorable or ground-breaking like "Akira"? Nope. There's nothing thought-provoking or philosophical like "Ghost in the Shell". But it is entertaining and at the very least not boring.

Well, I officially have a new standard for "meh" anime. This is pretty much a middle-of-the-road anime; while the characters are pretty well differentiated both in terms of design and personality, the animation is smooth, and the world is definitely interesting; this is one of the few well-realized anthropomorphic worlds. It doesn't hold back on the violence, and the weapons and vehicles are well-designed. The continuity is actually pretty good and the world is well-realized.

However, it does suffer from the Navi problem and there is little tension. The administrative avatar, a cute bunny girl, can be all sorts of cloying and seems designed for younger audiences; its just too jarring for this and that it never speaks English doesn't help. That it's constantly dancing doesn't help much. There's also little tension; the cliches tend to rob the writing of tension because you know what's going to happen and it usually does.

However, at six episodes this is well worth the investment, and the show makes for a good couple hours of entertainment. Just don't watch the credits; no one needs that kind of torture. But do watch the show; it's definitely worth the time.

I can't even believe that you guys write so much about a six episode show and say the dumb things you say. It's ANIME! What else would you expect?!

The problem is the critical perspective and ant the critics don't create. .....it's worth a watch because it's short. I liked the actors,animation,and story.... Hopefully it goes on for another season... the show is more about the characters and their connection than it is the action, which is fine by me. Sometimes the bloodshed isn't the star. Once again, it's an anime show! So go into it however you want. It's short and sweet and won't cost you a weekend.

I am quite comfortable with both the animation, and the voice acting. They are not perfect, perhaps not even good, but more than enough to tell a story on a budget tv show. Really, no complain there.

Sadly, the story itself is very lacking, as well as sloppy, dumb and incoherent, and the characters don't add much to any of it. It seems like in no moment they considered asking any normal adult opinion, something with which the could have easily pull this up, and make some sense. Really, I believe that with some minor changes on the script, which some simple effort, it could actually make a decent story, and it has a lot of potential, which could be even deepen, but it wasn't actually the case.

It does provide some entertainment still, although skipping the flashbacks would help.