Yakitori: Soldiers of Misfortune

After Earth is conquered, the survivors are pushed into becoming soldiers for an alien military.

This isn't exactly a unique idea, but it's nice to see a plot from anime that doesn't involve a high school student saving the planet using a giant robot. In Yakitori, it turns out that humans aren't really good for much but eating or using as cannon fodder. The recruiter is amusingly blunt about this and straight up tells our protagonist that the best he can realistically hope for is to come back with one or two few limbs missing.

However, this isn't just any recruiter. No, he's got a title that takes 30 seconds to say out loud. Something official-sounding that has to do with the United Nations. He's also got an enigmatic smile that seems to imply that he's a chess grandmaster who has already won a game that you didn't know you were playing. He denies that he's planning anything, of course, but nobody with good intentions smiles like that.

But who's our protagonist? You know, I couldn't really tell you. I think shouting angrily at people is his primary hobby. He also strikes me as being dumb as a pile of rocks. He's very committed to his stupidity, too. He'll see that there's an obvious solution to his problems, but he'll stubbornly refuse to take it just to spite viewers.

Eventually, over the course of several episodes, our idiot protagonist learns the value of friendship and teamwork. He continues shouting angrily at everyone, though. I think at least half of his lines in the script are in all caps, followed by three exclamation marks.

Once you get past the crazy number of flashbacks that establish all this, his squad is deployed to a tense situation involving the occupation of a world much like Earth. The rodent-like natives rise up in rebellion, and some of the most powerful units defect. The human squad has to shout at each other loudly, think up stupid plans, and have some adventures as they try to survive.

At this point, the story takes on a somewhat ambiguous tone. Poe's Law makes many movies like this ambiguous, really. The human squad mows down thousands of little rodent dudes who are just fighting for their freedom. Without the benefit of "Would you know more?" and "I'm doing my part!", it's harder to tell how exactly the creators feel about this, but it's easy to read in some satire.

It's passable. I think that if you're used to anime where the protagonist only has two moods (angry and I AM SO ANGRY THAT I WILL NOW SHOUT EVERY LINE AT MAXIMUM VOLUME!!!), you'll be able to sit through it. The art is occasionally good, though the frame rate is terrible. It can be very distracting if you're used to higher quality animation, but you'll get over it. Recommended mostly to edgy teens, who will probably appreciate the shouty protagonist. Adults will probably tire of him quickly.

My overall impression with the intent of the show is that of a pro-military set of writers with a gleeful disregard for morals.

However, the intent of the author is always secondary at best, and the actual product can easily be enjoyed as an at times absurdist parody with some genuinely brilliant moments. Starship Troopers stuff.

Like how the dumbass protagonists go about mowing down waves of rebels even after their own planet has been taken over in the same manner they are now subjecting others to.

I'm completely obsessed with the bunny Hatsune Miku combat AI who steals the show by delivering notifications about death and war crimes with a pop idol dance.

Some of the action can be intense and grounded, with cool sci-fi weaponry and tactics. I recall an amazing shot where a spherical shield is hit by an impact, causing dust to swirl around inside the shield as well as outside. It was only there for a split second, but the effect was really neat and we'll thought out.

And don't get me started on the choice to give the humanoid zebra background character hoofs for fingernails.

The end fizzles out disappointingly, but the unexplored themes are a sight to behold.

It has space elevators and orbital drops, and the color and style of the animation is enjoyable.

I can't even believe that you guys write so much about a six episode show and say the dumb things you say. It's ANIME! What else would you expect?!

The problem is the critical perspective and ant the critics don't create. .....it's worth a watch because it's short. I liked the actors,animation,and story.... Hopefully it goes on for another season... the show is more about the characters and their connection than it is the action, which is fine by me. Sometimes the bloodshed isn't the star. Once again, it's an anime show! So go into it however you want. It's short and sweet and won't cost you a weekend.

Basically a non-stop action flick that had the potential to be so much more, but didn't bother trying.

Various aspects of the background and setting established room for a lot of intrigue and mystery. There are various races and caste-like social levels with complex politics and rebellions, unexplained AI tools, powerful military machines, and serious moral and ethical dilemmas. Yet these are all subsidiary to the action and never explored.

The action is interesting enough, and there are historical reflection scenes that help pacing by allowing for an occasionally slower pace and a bit of character development. Unfortunately, that's pretty much limited to getting a bunch of selfish idiots to work as a team. Their individual characters aren't explored, and the two that get the most lines are the most annoying: one stereotypically silly and boisterous; the other constantly whining and selfish from start to finish.

It's also not very consistent internally. For example, early on the 'heroes' are fighting against tech that was effectively stolen from their own military. Yet, despite their specialist training they seem to have never seen nor heard of any of that tech before. They even have an AI assistant that can control some tech, but have no idea that it can.

The worst part is the ethics of the whole thing; but that's getting into spoiler territory.

Watchable, even entertaining, if you can ignore the whining. But don't expect much in plot or character dev.

Well, I officially have a new standard for "meh" anime. This is pretty much a middle-of-the-road anime; while the characters are pretty well differentiated both in terms of design and personality, the animation is smooth, and the world is definitely interesting; this is one of the few well-realized anthropomorphic worlds. It doesn't hold back on the violence, and the weapons and vehicles are well-designed. The continuity is actually pretty good and the world is well-realized.

However, it does suffer from the Navi problem and there is little tension. The administrative avatar, a cute bunny girl, can be all sorts of cloying and seems designed for younger audiences; its just too jarring for this and that it never speaks English doesn't help. That it's constantly dancing doesn't help much. There's also little tension; the cliches tend to rob the writing of tension because you know what's going to happen and it usually does.

However, at six episodes this is well worth the investment, and the show makes for a good couple hours of entertainment. Just don't watch the credits; no one needs that kind of torture. But do watch the show; it's definitely worth the time.