In the pilot father and son are out to dinner when Janky Dah decides to test the restaurant's complimentary saltine policy. Kane sarcastically suggests the old man take other items from the table, including a potted plant and silverware.
Kane brings his father to an auction, but Janky Dah is a bit confused on the bidding procedures. When Kane begins explaining to his father how some bidders use visual signals, the father and son get more than they bargained for.
Janky Dah is a contestant on the big money game show "Make A Million." Kane is on hand to cheer for him, but there's a surprise in store when Janky Dah answers the first question correctly.
Janky Dah is driving to meet his son Kane, who is keeping track of the trip's progress via cellphone. Trouble begins when Officer Porkins nabs Dah on a battery of traffic violations. Can Kane make things right with Officer Porkins?
Janky Dah is furious when he learns that his favorite bar, the Antioch Outhouse, is raising its beer price. Bar co-owner Oaky Riverfront tries to smooth things over, but Dah has a solution of his own.
Janky Dah surprises Kane by actually doing something for his birthday. But rather than the dog Kane has wanted all his life, Dah brings in Mel Freesburg, noted old-time-radio voice artist.
To earn money for a Christmas celebration, Janky Dah takes a job as mall Santa, with Kane as his elf. But Dah's unique suggestions for the little ones get him in hot water.
In this crossover story, Janky Dah and Kane are going on vacation. But their Miami B&B turns out to be all bed, no breakfast. Featuring The Golden Girls.
