- Samantha Anthony: Not exactly Grandma's kitchen, huh?
- Jakob Vield: Your grandma's kitchen doesn't give you these kind of goodies.
- Samantha Anthony: Giving that man money is like giving a lock of hair to the Devil when he asks for your soul.
- Jared: They're not going to burn you at the stake or anything.
- Samantha Anthony: I'm more worried about crucifixion. I mean who was the sick bastard who thought to put people up on a cross to die, anyways?