Squatch Junkies

These are funky junkies for a switch who also is a funu junky but he is more than a monkey. Beware of his smell. The crew of this film was also smelly and often scared away the squartch. There is a satisfactory ablmount of squartch but there would have been more of the crew of the film was much less smelly. Smelly foot ...am I right? Yep I am right. Why must reviews be so long in here cause really this is an many words as the script but it's too legit to script. Break it down now. Frrp be deerrp a deeerp. Is there a clown in this film? Yes several but you have to feel it over just seeing it. So there to all the bigfoot fans out there.

Squatch Junkies is the latest full length project from janice.click. You can tell that each film that comes out from this crew gets better and better. This one is probably their best one yet. I did really enjoy Fish Piss and McMurderer. But this proves they are putting in more effort into their projects. Wild to think that we got two full lenght janice films in one year.

Lots of sasquatch movies coming out lately it seems. This movie has it all. Jokes, practical effects, cheap bigfoot costumes, fake guns. It looks like it was shot entirely on a vhs tape. The tape at times appears to be messing up but I believe that is intentional.

All in all think that they are doing good for what they had to work with.

Squatch Junkies is an ultra low budget film centered on a character named 'Ned' that is obsessed with Bigfoot (I.e. He is a Squatch Junkie). Due to a previous violent encounter he had with the creature, Ned is now wheelchair bound. But was the encounter with the creature that he experienced real? Or was it all just a bad acid trip? If Ned were to encounter the creature again, could it undo the wrong it had done and help him to walk again by getting him "outta these wheels"? If wanting these questions answered, then sit through this garbage film footage found on an old VHS cassette and find out!