Killer Whales

One of the funniest shows I've seen in years. Laughed out loud multiple times and the editing elevates everything to another level. I love how most Whales don't seem to respect each other at all and keep putting each other down and fighting out of nowhere even when the stakes seem so low.

I think the show would be even better if the Whales actually invested money in the pitches. I feel this would increase the stakes and make it more enjoyable to watch but that might lessen the funny random sink/swim votes that keep happening. I'm very interested to see how the chemistry between the whales develops as the show continues. I can't wait to see more episodes.

This show is honestly total slop but I had to give it at least a 5/10 since I genuinely enjoyed watching it. The judges have absolutely zero respect for each other and the female judge constantly says the most obtuse things. Almost all the presenters are genuine idiots. Overall, the pure stupidity of the show makes it laugh out loud funny at certain points. Was this intended? Probably not. But it does turn what should be a truly terrible spectacle into something genuinely entertaining. That being said, Shark Tank is far better and, if you just wanna watch slop, I think there are other dumb slop shows that are more entertaining (Ex. Married at First Sight, Love is Blind, Americas Next Top Model, etc.).

Absolutely pathetic how most of the user reviews are 10. I am genuinely at a loss for words. In terms of entertainment value this show definitely hits as of how comedic the lack of logic is. None of the judges have any ideas of what they are talking about and out of all the ideas, none of them make any sense. In terms of learning about crypto there is nothing of substance. They throw out buzzwords without showing any knowledge of what they mean. The positives of this show are that the judges have good banter, and the ideas that are presented are laughably bad as I have previously said. Seeing these positive reviews shows how brainwashed the crypto community is. The absolute worst show I have ever seen, but I enjoy laughing with my dad at the aspects of it so I'm glad it exists. I feel sorry for the people in these reviews who say this is a great way to learn about crypto.

You know those pitches on Shark Tank where Mark Cuban calls them a scam, and you know the entire pitch is over?

Well, imagine that all of those scam guys became judges, and they started judging even worse scam products.

That's Killer Whales.

They (hopefully) intentionally edit the show to be as horrible as possible. You will learn nothing about the companies; you will have no clue what they do, and then, just when you think you're about to learn, the pitch ends, and the judges decide if they sink or swim. You will have zero idea what is happening and then the next pitch starts.

If it's not intentionally edited to be this awful, then may God have mercy on their souls.

Crypto is here to stay, but this show actually reinforces all the bad stereotypes of crypto.

The judges are so bad, it's beyond belief. Some random "influencers" who never built a proper business in their life are supposedly qualified to judge startups. Their "insights" are meaningless, their line of questioning is non-existent and their experience as superficial as it gets.

The projects aren't much better. The majority of them has zero need for a token, or web3 at all. A can of water? Sure, let's invent a tenuous web3 and wrap it in a lot of word soup. Most portray no understanding of token utility, or tokenomics - let alone and proper business acumen, understanding of market sizes of basic business commercials.

The production isn't anything to write home about either. The producer had some experience with music videos, but clearly has no understanding of how to make a compelling TV Show. There is zero story telling, no story arc, no suspense. There is no reward - some random "mentoring" from the judges, that's about it.

The only thing that keeps you watching at times is that it's so bad, you wonder what's next. Are you drunk and bored - go watch it for satirical entertainment. Are you sane - for the love of god, watch something else.