Ryan's World the Movie: Titan Universe Adventure

Where do I begin with this milquetoast, lame-o, and horrible excuse for an animated motion picture? To understand the cultural brainrot that it takes to produce such visual excretement, we must look to the past, the blessed year of 2014.

In 2014, "toy reviews" were the biggest thing on YouTube. The ubiquitous of the iPad combined with a new generation of parents meant more kids were online than ever, and content creators took advantage. RyansToyReview, as he was known as the time, was one of the largest. Originally, the videos were simple, just stuff like "playdoh surprise egg" bla, bla, bla. But, his parents were not satisfied. So instead, they grew a media empire beyond his dreams, which lead to the launch of the "Ryan's World" brand, one of the first big YouTuber forays into brick and mortar retail.

Before Ryan, there was no YouTuber "in-stores". YouTube celebrities were just YouTube celebrities. But in 2018-2019, Ryan dominated the market with a wave of products. You could not go into a Walmart or Target without seeing Ryan's face plastered in every single aisle. Forget Mr. Beast, Ryan did it first, and he seemingly succeeded.

We too, fell for the Ryan craze. We purchased one of his surprise eggs in 2019. Inside, a "mystery putty". That putty was black, which is a disturbing color for putty,. But regardless, my little brother left it on the carpet for a couple of hours and within that time, like some sort of alien substance, it completely destroyed the carpet. The putty came off fine, but whatever Ryan used as the dye in the puddy was beyond dye. It could have been taken from the Chernobyl nuclear reactor, for all I know. I'm not the only person who had this happen either--read the review's for the Ryan's World puddy.

Much like the puddy, this movie has destroyed everything. Because of Ryan's World, we now live in a world where YouTubers think they are celebrities alongside some of the biggest, recently, it has been Mr. Beast who has been everywhere, launching restaurants, candy bars, toy lines, and most recently, mainstream controversy about workplace abuse. Yay!

At the end of the day, my issue is not with Ryan, but with his parents. Why did Ryan need all this? Why did Ryan need a brand in stores? Why did Ryan need a show on Nick Jr.? Why did Ryan need a movie? Why did he need multiple video games? He didn't! He just wanted to make videos as a kid, on YouTube, for fun, and now, he is no longer popular. He grew up, and his parents are desperately trying to hurl him into the spotlight with a poorly produced film.

We don't need this. He doesn't need this.

I watched Ryan's World Movie, and let me tell you, it made The Emoji Movie look like an Oscar contender. If you thought watching a kid open toys for hours on YouTube was rough, buckle up! This movie is like being trapped in a commercial for 90 minutes... but without the cool part where the commercial ends.

First off, the plot is thinner than a wet paper towel. Ryan and his animated pals go on some sort of adventure that's supposed to be exciting, but it's more like watching someone try to explain taxes to a toddler. The characters spend more time unboxing random things than actually doing anything interesting. It's like Transformers but with less action, and somehow, less heart (if that's even possible).

Speaking of heart, I felt like I lost mine about 30 minutes in. Remember Cats? At least that had the decency to be creepy enough to keep me awake. Here, I felt my brain slowly turning to jelly as I questioned every life choice that led me to this moment. Where was the suspense? Where was the tension? Heck, where was a joke that landed?

I could've rewatched The Room for the thousandth time and had a more meaningful experience. At least Tommy Wiseau's disasterpiece has so-bad-it's-good charm. This? This is like if you watched paint dry but instead of paint, it was toy slime, and instead of drying, it just stuck to your soul.

In summary, save your money and your sanity. Watching Ryan's World Movie is like having a never-ending toy unboxing shoved down your throat - and not even the good kind.

All I am saying I would of had a Rydinh and friends movie also this came out before the gumball movie I hope that THE AMAZING WORLD of gumball movie doesn't turn out like this garbage fire.

I found this somewhere online, and just let me say, this movie sucks, the plot is essentially Ryan getting stuck in a comic book and has to save it, or something like that, just basic isekai stuff. The plot is bare and the dialogue is bad to meh at best, I guess it's ok for little kids but it's still a major flop, it literally costed $10 million, and got less then 1 million dollars in the box office, meaning it was a 9 MILLION DOLLAR loss. I also wanna mention that Ryan was 12 at the production of this, and now he's 13 yet still making videos for kids, and people think that his parents are just forcing him at this point, so just let me say this.

Let bro retire!!!

This flim is generic, and fails to teach or even be entertaining. The box office proves the point straight up, 600,000 vs 10 million budget. That is historically low, and completely bombed. To be honest, I'm so glad no marketing happened for this movie, because it's would have been more of a bomb. Child exploitation definitely is here too since Ryan isn't enjoying this at all. For the love of God, please let this kid retire and enjoy his life! These parents are so harmful in the head that once he turns 18, he's gonna be screwed and probably be lonely into his 20s. Anyways, this film is cheap and no effort was put in. Goodbye.

Watched this movie with my children. I've never seen such horrible animation, with poor voice acting. It just uses Ryan to lure the kids in to watch 90 minutes of total mediocrity. When the trailer first released I thought it would've had a somewhat of a decent storyline. But it just takes basic plots from other notable films. This movie is just a waste of $60. The only reason this movie is known is because of the exploitation of Ryan's young audience. Because of how easily the mind of a child could be manipulated. To simplify everything I just said this movie is just a easy cash grab that took no effort.