Kiss of the Spider Woman

Musicals seem to be having a moment. And not a good one. WICKED (2024) was a slog. Then we had the mediocre BETTER MAN and the skin-crawling JOKER 2. The new KISS OF THE SPIDER-WOMAN is a adaptation of the Broadway musical, itself an adaptation of the gritty Manuel Puig novel. A film about how to survive mentally during oppression and fascism would be welcome now. But this is another "Give me an Oscar, dammit!" plea from JLo. She'll probably get it, since you can assault people at the Academy Awards and still get lauded.

You might think JLo would make a decent Ingrid Luna/Spider-Woman. Her character here is pastiche, which frankly has been the singer-dancer's entire career. But Lopez is so much more a celebrity than an actress that you never forget it's her.

Valentín (Diego Luna) is good as the political prisoner Valentín, who shares a cell with Molina (Tonatiuh), who is a little one note as a window dresser convicted of public indecency.

This film really needed to lean in to the horrors of what was going on in the world outside the prison. That's what we need now. Not another middling musical.

Any fans of the Broadway show should note that many of the songs from the musical have been cut (wonder why?), and the only songs there are take place in the fantasy sequences.

What a fantastic adaptation, great justice to the novel, the musical and the original film! Stellar costumes, direction and editing! Golden age of Hollywood level! Insane dancing from the cast and surprising vocal performance from Lopez (the best I've heard her sound). Diego Luna shines in a new light and. Tonatiuh Elizarraraz is a revelation! So thrilling to watch yet makes you think deeper for important questions in life. I would love to see this revived on Broadway! Can't wait for Condon's next projects! The room was packed and it received a standing ovation at the Sundance Film Festival! So grateful to be there, I hope it gets a wide proper release cause this can be a box office smash hit!

I just got out of the premier here in the Sundance Film Festival, the movie was one of the best that I've ever seen. I have seen all JLo´s movies and thsi one is incredible, her talent, her acting and musical skills are other level. Also Luna was incredible even if he is not a singer and dancer, he gave his best in this movie. Tonatiuh was incredible is the first time that I am seeing him in action and WOW!

The film is a mix between Chicago musical and other kind of amazing musicals, the soundtracks and the dances were incredible, the whole theater was screaming for JLo and Luna scene.

But at the end of the day I think that is the first time that Jennifer Lopez will get her oscar nomination and probably she is going to win the Golden Globes. SHE WAS MORE THAN AMAZING!

From the looks of this preview, I can only see that they look to grift off of the likes of "Evita" and other such musicals. But what I don't see in the preview is any evolution of the MAN in the movie. As far as the preview goes, it's all about the WOMAN. Now if the movie is all about the woman, then great, but if it's about the man, SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

Apparently I need another 600 words, I don't know what words they want to fill this review of a preview but by God I will give them their 600 words. As Luney toons will tell you. I'm great at shutting up. No one can shut up as well as I can. In fact. No one is better at shutting up than I can be, that's me, the shutting upister of every shutting uper. Why do I say this. Because Youtube will not allow a very simple, very consise, and very "to the point" review of a preview of a movie. Don't ask me why. I dn'nt know.

I'm going to have to say this wasn't what I hoped it would be. Although I appreciate to forge your own path like Condon did with this, he just got lost. The performances from both the main characters were good. But Jennifer Lopez was just ok for me, as usual. There's so much attention that goes to her with every project she does and that it robs the other true talent of their spotlight. I'm hoping this doesn't happen here because it will ruin the whole story for so many musical fans. I believe using another less known actress would have better suited the Ingrid Luna character. I give it a generous 6/10.