Our Drawings

Here is a list of movies better than this: 1. Food fight 2. The Emoji movie 3. Norm of the north 4. Ratatoing 5. A cars life: Sparky's Big Adventure 6. Hoodwinked 2 7. Chop Kick Panda 8. Life's a jungle: Africa's most wanted 9. Eight Crazy Nights 10. Bug Bites: An Ant's Life 11. Pinocchio: A True Story 12. The Little Panda Fighter 13. Titanic: The Legend Goes On 14. Marmaduke (the one from 2022) By now you've probably noticed that all these films are terrible but at least they don't start 10 times over in the first 4 minutes. I think you see the point I'm trying to make here. This was a very bad film.

This movie is so so so bad. I kind of lose everytime I see the scene with the beat boxing puppy. They introduce it like: "We've been knowing how to draw." " B E A T B O X I N G P U P P Y" "Huh?" And the beatbox starts. It's not even a beatbox, as someone pointed out, it's just singing with music in the background. The animation makes me want to fill my lungs with fluids, the voice acting is lethargic, and the ice cream guy, or calobi himself, is clearly trying to be cool, but is just annoying. In the movie, people constantly call out bad guys for tracing, which is something calobi is imfamous for doing.

Don't watch it unless your drunk.

This movie is the animated equivalent of The Room (2003) by Tommy Wizzou. I'm not even joking. This movie breaks every fundamental rule of scriptwriting, the pacing is one of the worst I've seen in any movie (The Room included), and the shots are so repetitive as well. The voice acting is terrible, the editor only seems to do fade to blacks every single time, and some characters monologue for way too long. Sometimes subtlety is a blessing in disguise, and this movie really made me realize that. If you want a bad movie to make fun of with your friends, then this is the movie for you. You will love it for that reason alone.

What is the plot of this movie you may ask? The answer is that there barely is one and it truly doesn't matter anyway. One hour of total nonsense, this film seems like a middle schoolers' D grade film project.

Viewership has quite likely been propelled my numerous negitive commentary videos by popular Youtubers. Those who love "hate watching" pressed play hoping for a perposperous treat, but the majority of it is so boring, the fun dwindles even before the half-way point.

The plot is inconsistant, the editing lazy and slowed to burn time in order to make the 60 minute mark. The sound is subpar. When watching, one who was raised to be kind to all, may struggle to find something positive to say. "A for effort"?

1 point for the Beatboxing Puppy song Which is both exactly as it sounds and more amazing than you can imagine. The song can be found independently on YouTube and has the same context inside the movie as outside.

I didn't think a movie could possibly be this bad but Calobi (the director) proved me wrong! This is the worst movie I have ever seen, not even megamind vs the doomsyndicate is this bad.

This movie's message is horrible solely because of the execution.

Would you believe me if where to say that this movie starts with 3, yes 3 narrations about the main character, PLUS they change her lore each and every time. They first say that she had a wish come true, then they say that she has a magic pencil, AND THEN they say she suffered from a coma which led to her getting the ability to go into her drawings world.

This movies pacing is god awful it is so insanely fast and so insanely slow at the same time. They just keep speeding through dialogue which makes it so there's hardly ever time to breathe. A lot of the characters monologue in this movie and all of them go on for way too long. Also between almost every single scene there is a narrator telling us how and what the characters are doing instead of just showing us, but god forbid a movie encourage you to think.

The acting is also abysmal and so is the microphone quality, this movie is a musical and imo all of the music sucks in this movie, and it doesn't help with the fact that none of the actors in this movie know how to sing. And as soon as anyone even slightly raises their voice the microphone starts peaking and it hurts my ears.

The comedy in this movie is also awful they use jokes such as and I quote "Are you from Ohio or something?" and the characters don't swear in this movie so instead of saying the-f word the characters say fluff, I mean I get why they don't swear, this is a family movie after all, but if you don't want swearing in your movie then don't have them saying some "alternative" to the actual swear word!

The characters have no believable chemistry at all, they say that they're friends but you don't believe any of their relationships with each other. And it doesn't help with the fact that none of them have personality's and are all one dimensional, and any attempt to flesh them out fall flat because it never gets brought up again nor does it effect them negatively or positively.

This movie has a terrible score. They keep using the same songs over and over and over again, and none of the songs are good, hell they're not even mediocre they all suck.

The ending is very abrupt, after the villain monologues for a bit all of the characters wake up (meaning they where in Paige's drawings world) in their school, look at each other and smile and then the movie ends, with a boom sound effect that they used about a billion times in the movie.

The editing sucks so much, it's such a joke. I'm convinced that the editors were told that they could just do whatever they wanted. Sometimes when one of the 100 villains in this movie (yes this movie has a lot of villains and some of them just disappear and reappear) are talking about what they've done and what they're gonna do, it just cuts to some random characters just looking at them.

Some of the characters in this movie just disappear and reappear with no rhyme or reason whatsoever. It's not even just for plot convenience, because some of them just appear in one shot and then they don't come back for the rest of the scene or movie. And the only character who appears consistently is who else Calobi, who is also Paige's strongest drawing, obviously.

I watched this movie simply because I wanted to rate this movie 1/10. And its biggest crime is being insanely boring and insanely infuriating at the same time. The only, and I mean only time that I even laughed or smiled was in the villains death scene, and I kid you not it was the hardest I have ever laughed when watching a movie, not because it was good but because it was so bad that I loved it, and the best part out of all of it was that it was all played out completely seriously, you truly have to see it to believe it, plus it is the only good part of the movie, ironically.

I think that every single director and aspiring director should see this movie, not to show them how to make a movie, but to show them how not to make a movie.

Please don't watch this movie, watch Whiplash or Spiderman into and or across the spider verse instead.