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The title of this Brazzers 3-parter implies faux incest, but that only is provided in Episode 3 and rather timidly there. It's a real clunker, even more pointless and low-quality than usual for the gonzo-oriented label.
Cherie DeVille stars as a bride who's a bit taken aback when her honeymoon turns out to be a Chevy Chase-cloned family vacation from hubby Quinton James in a rented RV with his kids Max Fills and Holly Day along for the ride.
The unnamed hack pornographers (no credits other than femme cast listed) deliver zero in terms of entertainment: no hijinks or real comedy, just sex. It's not bad on purpose, just bad, beginning with DeVille as a sexpot who gives Quinton a blow-job before the opening credits, and that's all for him, as she takes out her horniness and need for anal sex on lucky gas pump jockey Damon Dice during a rest stop.
Next up his highway cop Scott Nails, who goes after the RV after young Holly flashes her bare breasts at him as they drive by. His sex scene with her is very poorly staged (as supposedly her family is busy and oblivious a few yards away dealing with engine problems). Holly is not the actress from two decades earlier, but the same-named starlet from Australia who has a big butt but unfortunately opted for fake-looking botox lips.
Final episode delivers, finally, the incest angle, as Max Fills falls for a pretty girl (Scarlit Scandal) when the family stops at a motel, and is caught f*cking her by stepmom DeVille. Instead of anger, Cherie decides (in porn tradition) to teach the youngsters how to have good sex: cue the threesome which has interracial sex and stepmommy sex.
This vacation trip goes nowhere, and so does the sex video "documenting" it.
Cherie DeVille stars as a bride who's a bit taken aback when her honeymoon turns out to be a Chevy Chase-cloned family vacation from hubby Quinton James in a rented RV with his kids Max Fills and Holly Day along for the ride.
The unnamed hack pornographers (no credits other than femme cast listed) deliver zero in terms of entertainment: no hijinks or real comedy, just sex. It's not bad on purpose, just bad, beginning with DeVille as a sexpot who gives Quinton a blow-job before the opening credits, and that's all for him, as she takes out her horniness and need for anal sex on lucky gas pump jockey Damon Dice during a rest stop.
Next up his highway cop Scott Nails, who goes after the RV after young Holly flashes her bare breasts at him as they drive by. His sex scene with her is very poorly staged (as supposedly her family is busy and oblivious a few yards away dealing with engine problems). Holly is not the actress from two decades earlier, but the same-named starlet from Australia who has a big butt but unfortunately opted for fake-looking botox lips.
Final episode delivers, finally, the incest angle, as Max Fills falls for a pretty girl (Scarlit Scandal) when the family stops at a motel, and is caught f*cking her by stepmom DeVille. Instead of anger, Cherie decides (in porn tradition) to teach the youngsters how to have good sex: cue the threesome which has interracial sex and stepmommy sex.
This vacation trip goes nowhere, and so does the sex video "documenting" it.