Troy Baker credited as playing...
Joker
- The Joker: [points a gun at Deadshot] You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!
- [Deadshot just walks forward and touches his forehead to the barrel]
- Deadshot: Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
- The Joker: I am not!
- Deadshot: You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...
- The Joker: Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets...
- [fires the gun into the air]
- The Joker: See?
- [Deadshot punches the Joker, who grabs Harley and tumbles down the laundry chute with her]
- Captain Boomerang: Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!
- [Harley tries to break into the Joker's cell]
- The Joker: [taps his cell walls] Sorry, hun. Bulletproof.
- Harley Quinn: Even better, puddin'.
- [She fires through an air hole of the cell. Joker ducks as the bullet ricochets wildly around the walls]
- [On a helicopter, Batman and the Joker fight. Harley tries to fly the plane]
- The Joker: You know she's going to kill us, right?