Buzz House: The Movie

I just want to say that a world in which "Buzz House: the movie" is considered to be funny is a world that I don't want to live in.

It is a huge overstatement to call this a "movie". It is actually o collection of vines, clips, wannabe satyrical moment glued together in an hour and a half of bad jokes, terrible acting and various manele songs on the soundtrack.

I got dragged to see this abomination and I regret every minute of my life wasted in the movie theater.

The acting is the actual joke: various vloggers, influencers and Instagram celebrities trying to be funny and to recreste an American Horror movie, such as Scream. But all I saw was a bunch of "cocalari" and "pitipoance" with no talent.

The post-production and editing were really bad as well: at various moments the characters were running in a direction, then the very next moment they were in a totally opposite place.

Don't waste your money on this, don't encourage these type of "movies"!

I have watched plently of movies from the same media outlets that have been circulating through the romanian scene in the past few years.

While most of them are meant to be low quality satire, full of clichés and bad jokes, I can really appreciate a lighthearted atmosphere that is meant as a relaxing way to get entertainment.

But when it comes to BuzzHouse, everything is beyond atrocious to a point where you will cringe watching.

The "humor", even when understanding the joke references, it's almost non-existent, impossible to even crack a smile.

The story is non-existent as well, they just bring a bunch of media influencers in a remote location and kill them one by one. This could have been a good selling point of the movie, but every kill scene was rushed and done in an incredible lame manner that even a 5 years old would spot how bad it is.

And lastly, let's not talk about the actors. It's almost like they tried too hard to "act" and honestly, the movie would have been way better if they were just filmed them without knowing it's a movie and got their genuine reaction, because every time they try to say something it sounds so forced.

Please do not waste time on this movie, my girlfriend is a fan of the BuzzHouse Youtube show and knows the actors well and ever her thought the movie is an abomination of bad media production.

The killings felt rushed and boring, lacking creativity or brutality; just a stab and it was over. The killers were very predictable. At the start, the old woman gave the characters human flesh to eat, and that said it all. The motive was dumb, nonexistent, in my opinion. The fact that it was a comedy horror was a positive for the Romanian film industry, but it was a missed opportunity. Felt like I watched a 100-minute commercial for Lidl, Aqua, Dove/Nivea, or whatever those name brands were. I liked the color grading.

It would have been much better if it was created for Selly's YouTube channel (even on a smaller budget) rather than for cinema. It was something fun for the viewers of "Buzz House" (the reality show), but it's not something that deserves to be in cinemas.

It's frustrating that movies like this one get a lot of attention. The Romanian film industry deserves better.

So, this...thing called: "movie" is an atrocious example of how here in Romania, these kind of garbages are praised! The acting is atrocious, the music is atrocious, these young "cocalars" and "pitipoance" so called: influencers, are cringe/corny and..of course: atrocious at acting.

Just very low IQ people will like and praise this ....thing!

Unfortunately, these kind of shows are promoting all over Romania. Nothing good is promoted, just bad, atrocious things like: manele, manele and manele.

And these kind of so called: "movies" will still be making bcz in Romania, these kind of mediocre things have success at the Romania box office cuz yeah: 80% from the Romanian people sees these bad jokes as "funny and cool"

Where to start ? This movie has been made by a bunch of small time influencers from Romania , their target audience is below the age of 18.

Selly , Iorga ( some of the most disgraceful people on the Romanian platforms ) and rest of the so called cast made a super low budget movie and the only thing that promoted this lame movie was the scandal from behind the scenes which is making waves on tiktok.

All these influencers have no background in acting , no experience as screenwritters or producers.

This movie is a bad joke and a skit, anyone with a camera can shoot this bad joke of a movie on a free sunday.

Avoid at all costs if you want to still retain your dignity and IQ.