Episode list

Donny and Justice pitch the three pilot concepts - "The Military Onion" Show - "Most Influential Moments of your career" show and Animated Boot Camp Stories. We want to hear your ideas, comment NOW.

Donny and Justice pitch pilot concept #1 - "The Military Onion" show. Donny and Jessica act out how the Marine Corps turns you gay. And flesh out the other two ideas, VA benefits for those who "almost" joined and an Air Force Officer goes to court-martial and tried as a Marine Grunt. We want to hear your ideas and vote for your favorite.

Donny and Justice pitch pilot concept #2 - "Most influential moments of your career" show. Donny tells the story about his Platoon Sergeant chewing his Platoon Commanding butt and putting him in my place and what he did next. If you have stories of a similar influence comment NOW.

Donny and Justice pitch pilot concept #3 - "Animated Boot Camp" show. We have 3 stories of Muslims eating bacon, boners on line, and a recruit without a sphincter. If you have boot camp stories that we should animate, comment now.

Donny and Justice discuss the 3 pilot concept winners including the Animated Boot Camp Show from last week. The next step is production and how you can be a part.

We question Donny's sexuality. Jessica takes the day off again. Donny and Justice tell stories of fighting camel spiders, robbing banks, and life at Camp Lejeune in the 90's.

Donny tears apart Justice's performance in the Onion pilot and then we tell stories about getting arrested in Freaknik. Also ranting about fake service dogs, their dirtbag owners, and shooting homeless.

Premiering the first edit of the Military Onion, find out why Justice was dismissed from the Quiz Show, and why missed last week because we teamed up with StackUp, The American Legion, Regiment, and Victura to host an exclusive, invite-only game launch party of "Six Days in Fallujah" at StackUp's #PhalanxHouse in Los Angeles.

Justice is back from vacation and is pissed... Justin takes the day off to watch men in tight shorts. Jessica tries to figure out how to make the mics work. Danny does push-ups for Amazons. Justice gets burned by coffee and transports weapons across state lines. And how to marry a stripper on this week's episode of LIVE.

Donny spent the weekend on an IW hike in Bozeman, Justin came back from seeing men's soccer just as gay as when he left, and learn why Justice quit drinking. We have a new boner sketch animation.

Danny spent the weekend in a bicycle helmet racing around Arrowhead. Justice's medical results are in and he tells a story of how someone banging on his door like the police, was actually the police.

Justin breaks his dick having fat boy sex, Justice gets his test results back, Danny dances until his ankle inflates, and more free Merch. Justice tells a story of how he also killed a girl during a 3-some. And Donny rants about how Veterans are killing the VA.

The day is finally here for Justice's hitchhiker journey that turned into unprotected sex. Justin and Donny dress like twins on NewsMax and Justin crowbars the conversation. Does molestation cause anxiety and who are the staff is most at risk.

Justice has a weekend from hell and is traumatized by accidentally mutilating a squirrel. We pitch a new idea about a Coffee Company that promotes veteran suicide and more free Merch. And we rant about how most dog owners are narcissistic undeserving pieces of trash.

Last week was a sh!tshow. The infamous Bourke Floyd in studio. Jessica screws up the schedule. Justin doesn't communicate with the audience. Justice hates dog owners. Do you like the VET Tv sizzle, we want to know and more free Merch. It is true: Most dog owners are narcissistic undeserving pieces of trash.

Justice hates people at concerts, Justin fixed the internet and Donny is not back.

Chaos ensues as Jessica over-complicates, Comedians get drunk, Donny catches the new strain of COVID-19. Can straight sex be gay? Special Guest Emily Everett @unclasboot IG and TT

Who has a Story on Ship? Justice gets jumped in barracks at MOS school. Justin goes to a baseball game and pretends to be working. Donny continues to live his best life. And Justice teaches us all why you should paternity test your kids.

Who has a Story on Ship? Can you squirt paint from a squirt gun? Justice is the only white guy in Freaknik and the only guy that gets arrested. Play Stump the D and see Donny in a neon 2-piece. And Justice teaches us all why if you use headphones in the car, you are an @sshole.

That one time when Justice almost got NJP'ed after a failed Devil's Triangle. Guess who had roofies and Anal Bleaching over the weekend? Roast beef eaters are @ssholes. Play Stump the D. Who wants to call in with a Story on Ship and win free merch?

Justin screws up the office luncheon. Call in to win merch, and play a new game versus Jessica. Can the deployment doll be the new Chucky movie? Play Stump the D. Who has a recruiting story?

We discuss who is the biggest loser - Russia or Hamas. Next weekend is the Silkies hike, who is joining us? Call in to win merch and play Stump the Kayla. We fired our animator, see why. Call in with your Recruiting stories.

Big Announcement today. Justin sucks at being a DJ at the Silkies Hike. And then falls down his own stairs. Jessica shows up for an hour. And Justice saves the day. Call in to win merch and play Stump the D. Funny Recruiting stories?

Jessica Lynch calls in to discuss being the first successfully rescued POW since WW2 and how to thrive. Comment with your questions. And much more from Moving Messes, Silkies Hike, Comedy Shows, and Chaos at Justice's House.

Check out the new animation. Comment with your questions. And much more from Moving Messes, Silkies Hike, Comedy Shows, and Chaos at Justice's House.

Tis the season. Justin Canceled the LIVE, here is your chance to call in and tell him off. Best ass chewing wins the Tactical Santa Shirt. We will premiere the 3 pilots in January. See an exclusive teaser and learn more including how to tell us which one is your favorite and could be made into a series.