- Narrator: When we last left our intrepid duo...
- Rocky: For one thing it was 1964!
- Bullwinkle: Yeah how long did you expect us to stay frozen like this? I could use a potty break.
- Mayan Priest: Moose Squirrel in hat you now receive our greatest honer. To be sacrificed and have your hearts plucked out.
- Rocky: Hokey Smoke! That's a Reward?
- Bullwinkle: Jeepers i hate to see what you fellas do for punishment.
- Mayan Priest: Eh same thing only you don't get the cool necklaces.
- Fearless Leader: Oh for crying out load! Mother have you seen my bowling ball?
- Fearless Leader's Mother: Did you look in your killer robot?
- Bullwinkle: Hello there culture lovers. Today we take a look at the modern day poet from Michigan named Marshall Matters the third better known as Eminem. Here is one entitled Superman. They call me Superman. Leap tall Superman ain't saving whoa! Ooh. Okay that is all for today next week the complete works of Mr. 50 Cents.
- Boris: Is more genius then usual! Do i control it by linking to it with some plug in my cerebral cortex?
- Fearless Leader: Uh yeah we were going to do that but... we had some budget cuts.
- Narrator: Our heroes Rocket J. Squirrel and his best pal Bullwinkle Moose had just cross the impassable jungle escaped deadly piranha and out raced a volcano to rescue the Mayan princess.
- Captain Peter 'Wrongway' Peachfuzz: I now pronounce you Moose and uh Moose! You may kiss the moose already.
- Bullwinkle: Boy you really don't know what's inside a person till you marry them.
- Rocky: Well at least no one was hurt.
- Narrator: And so alls well that ends well for our high flying friend and his low brow companion i think it's save to say that these boys put the moan in matrimony.
- Snidely Whiplash: Oh that's terrible.
- Captain Peter 'Wrongway' Peachfuzz: If any man or moose knows why these two should not be married let them speak now or forever hold his piece.
- Rocky: Wait!
- Bullwinkle: Gee Rock you're my best pal! Let's never let anything come between us again. Rocky? Hey Rock. Hey Rocky i think she likes you.
- Fearless Leader: For more then 50 years we have struggled and failed. We've used every means in our power with nothing to show for it but pain and humiliation. And yet our mission continues. That mission is kill Moose and Squirrel! Well it's no more Mr. Nice Guy!
- Natasha: But Fearless Leader.
- Boris: Ahem hello? Fearless Leader why must we kill Moose and Squirrel? What about all those years of pain and humiliation?
- Fearless Leader: Too be honest i haven't had that much pain and humiliation. Yours the ones of the field my life's been pretty sweet. I went to see U2 last week and those guys have still got it.
- Natasha: But Fearless Leader we have tried everything. Dynamite, scorpions dynamite tied to scorpions.
- Boris: Painting tunnels on sides of buildings.
- Fearless Leader: But guess what? I put my evil genius mind to work and at last i have the answer. To catch Moose you must become moose! I give you the lady moose-bot a perfect killing machine and irresistible to Moose! Badanov you will control the moose-bot then when they least expect it you will kill Moose and Squirrel!
- Narrator: Later in Frostbite Falls we find our heros receiving a lifetime achievement award from their beloved mayor.
- Mayor: Rocky and Bullwinkle your bravery and friendship has been an inspiration to Frostbite Falls. We would like to honor you with the key to our city.
- Crowd: Yay!
- Mayor: As presented by the enchanting Ms. Moosylvania!