Riker Lynch credited as playing...
Greg Randle
- Greg Randle: Dude, I cannot wait to go to college next year at Texas Tech, I hear the girl to guy ratio is like three to one.
- Ryder Jensen: I don't care what any of you guys have to say, I'm starting this year off right. I mean I got a car, anything's possible. I'm gonna get Siobhan Alexander. You guys watch.
- Jordan Oliver: Alrighty. I like the attitude man.
- Greg Randle: Hey man, just remember it's not the size of your boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
- Ryder Jensen: Yeah real funny Greg.
- Jordan Oliver: He knows man, he's rocking a kayak, don't sweat it.
- Greg Randle: Ryder man, I see you in the future living large having finally found your soul girl. You'll have five kids, one of them named Greg. And they all dance to whenever music is present.
- Ryder Jensen: What if this is as good as it gets? These are the best times of our lives.
- Greg Randle: Man, if in 20 years I look back and these are the best years of my life, it'd be pretty sad.
- Jordan Oliver: You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
- Greg Randle: Okay, Nietzsche.