The House on Laura Anne Dr.

If this was based on a true story, someone's life must've been awfully boring. I often walk around my house too but I don't have suspenseful music playing for no reason at all. I don't think a ring doorbell sounds like a traditional doorbell yet that's what they have on their house. And who in the hell buys a house without their spouse seeing it first? And apparently she's not on the deed to the house if she didn't know anything about it. The story writing was so boring, and the acting was like their first acting lesson.

Literally nothing happens in this movie.

For hours, and it feels like days or years go past - nope still same scene.

Shame really as the cast were doing their best, with a storyline that simply didn't have a plot.

Haunted house that isnt haunted? Check Characters that you feel no affection for? Check Weird neighbour that isnt a neighbour? Check Anything that happens during the movie resembling a plot? No.... lets not bother.

The annoying synth music every ten minutes didn't cause any atmosphere, it simply became annoying very quickly and didn't go away.

Go watch people under the stairs or something, unless you want something on in the background while doing the ironing.

With the pace of this movie it will be heading straight to VHS, its that far behind the times!

The acting, bad. The actresses make up, terrible. She looks old. And come on, squatters in an attic in Florida 🤣. Not to mention. Hardly any story line. The best part was the maggot in her mouth. There's a slight attempt at creepiness with shadows running quickly across the screen. So very creepy 🙄🙄. Don't waste your time on this one.

What does Jay the husband do for a living? How can they up and move into a fully furnished house and not have to go shopping for clothing, food, etc. Upon arrival?? How could Ava the wife not have to sign the deed for the new house? How could Jay the husband buy a house without his wife suspecting anything amiss when money vanishes from their banking account? What is he alluding to when he says she's had a tough year? Why do we have to guess? When is a movie soundtrack not a movie soundtrack? Why does Ava not comprehend the term squatters?? Why no visuals of a moving vehicle or a law enforcement cruiser?? Why was this movie made? Lots of questions but on second thought .... YAWN ....

Please don't waste your time, money or energy. Go watch paint dry. Move along people. Nothing scary, thrilling, horrifying or supernatural here.

This is a snooze fest. Literally NOTHING happens, you keep waiting on the action/any semblance of a plot to actually begin, but it never does.

I'm presuming the "based on a true story" is when a woman once called the police because she heard a weird noise in her attic. Yep, that's about the sum of this piece of nonsense.

The annoying music all the way through doesn't help, and the acting is drama school bad. The whiny voice of the female lead character made me want to murder her myself.

ZERO plot, zero characterisation, zero scares, zero story.

Do yourself a favour and skip this bore fest.