Measure Pleasure

Laney Grey plays a horny seamstress in this vapid "Mommy's Girl" episode written by Midnight, Bree Mills' favorite scribe. It's even dumber than usual for the hack writer.

She visits the team of stepmom Pristine Edge and her daughter Bianca Bangs, who have hired her to design matching baton twirling costumes for them. Nothing brings a mom and daughter closer together than having such matching outfits, apparently.

So Laney sets about measuring their bodies to get the right dimensions and believe it or not, soon all three of them are in a daisy chain on the couch wailing away Sapphic style. It's a pleasant enough scene for the fans, who have come to expect a half-hour of all-girl, all-sex mindless entertainment.

Having just watched this epic, I've already forgotten what BB looks like, but the starlet has already amassed over a hundred gonzo credits in her brief career so maybe I'm missing something here?