Gabriel Ebert credited as playing...
Jack
- Jane: You really shouldn't do that, it's bad for you. And it's illegal to smoke indoors in the State of New York.
- Jack: I've heard that. I've also heard that cookies make your butt fat.
- Jane: Well, I'd rather have a big cookie butt than be dead.
- Jack: Yeah, because then you could eat your own big cookie butt.
- [Jack is reading on the floor of the store]
- Bookstore Worker: Maybe you wanna buy it.
- Jack: See, this is why people go to Barnes and Noble.